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You stuck WHAT in your ear?? Well, I guess I should introduce myself. My name is Misty and I'm a nurse in the grand state of Texas. Wooo Hooo. I'm 29 years old, married and I have 2 sons, who very well may be the most beautiful children on this planet. My professional goal is to be a nurse practitioner, and I'm still undecided as to what specialty I want to grace with my vast knowledge...

I like to travel, I like comedies and I like being a nurse. I love my family...

I dislike rude people, I dislike the fact that one day I will be too old to do whatever. So, in order to avoid the latter, I'll never get too old. After my 60th birthday, I will stop counting.

Ahh, I forgot to mention where I work. As of now, but not forever, I work in a correctional facilty as a nurse. I've seen some things that I wish I hadn't, and I'm sure I haven't seen it all. This is a stepping stone in my career as a nurse, and I will take with me what I can, and leave behind the rest.

Keep up with my journal if you wish and post your comments. Later.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
"You stuck what in your ear??" Made me think you worked with kids. Can't imagine what that means in a correctional facility!

BTW, you can't have the 2 most beautiful sons in the world because I do :) All moms are supposed to think that though...right?!

I look forward to reading your adventures.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well, Jill...you may be surprised at what a grown convict may get stuck in his ear....My favorite list toppers are: Toilet paper and pills. You see, they wet toilet paper and roll it into little "plugs" then they stick it in their ears so that the other inmates don't disturb their peaceful slumber...About the pills...I haven't quite figured it out yet. One of the inmates had an Ibuprofen 800mg stuck in his ear..I mean pretty far into his ear...I had to use forceps with tiny little teeth to remove the pill. He said, "I guess someone threw it into my ear." Go figure. Using deductive reasoning, I think he fell asleep and one of the other inmates stuck it in his ear. Don't know why, but I guess inmates have to play silly games, too. Oh well, it's a job. Thanks for the comment.
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