News Flash! Greatest Invention of Modern Man

Non-Circular Pencils

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News Flash: The greatest invention by modern man is the non-circular pencil. Imagine folks, you're sitting at your desk, writing down a memo, only to be interrupted by the constant fact that your pencil keeps rolling off your desk and falling three feet to the ground. Not only is this a pain in the ass, but in the long run could cause major back problems because you keep having to bend over to pick up your writing utensil. Well, no longer, no more! With the invention of the the non-circular pencil, this is no longer possible. And it gets better! We tried a square pencil but, that's uncomfortable in the ol' fingers. So what did we do you ask? We invented the octagon shaped pencil! Close enough to a circle to not cause blisters, and far enough away from a square to still be comfortable. This should advance the invention of the light bulb by at least a minute and a half, now that Mr. Franklin won't keep losing that damn pencil. Anyway, stay tuned for more, Greatest Damn Inventions Ever!
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
A greater invention then sliced bread? Say it isn't so, sliced bread is the best invention ever. Although pencils are rather useful too...
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Wow! That IS greatest invention for writing since the wood burnt to cinder!
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Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think someone needs a grains refill. ( Reference to return of dinos cazrtoon movie )
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
i think you're a moron


i think you're a moron


i think you're a moron


I think you're repetive and somewhat useless.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
great idea but it's allready ben done...your reinventing the weel
i also think your a MORON!
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top


great idea but it's allready ben done...your reinventing the weeli also think your a MORON!


This was intended as a joke. All pencils are octogon's nowadays. That's the point of this article, which you have obviously missed. You might think Rat's a moron, but apparently that's about all the thinking you are able to handle. Your mother must be proud.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
je m'en fous de ce que tu en penses. va te faire foutre, fumier a l'haleine de roquet!
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
dirty, let me know if im making sense here, i have a feeling you know french better than i
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Who in the hell is peanutbutterpoopypants!?!? For real. Who are you?
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
ahHA!!! French! Ladies and gentlemen, it seems we may have to bring national security into this one...(petit con...merde, alors). Bring out the freedom ticklers and let's get busy!
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ahh! It is all to clear now, after a phone conversation with a certain someone last night. The only French I know is Huh-Huh, so I'll stay out of this one. Take care. Love, Rat