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Would You Be Offended If You Received This Gift?

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Would You Be Offended If You Received This Gift?

http://www.thecouriermail.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5936,10917596%255E10369,00.html
from JoeUser Forums
For anyone trying to find the "right" gift for your single female friends, consider the the Boyfriend's Arm Pillow.




Kameo, based in the southern Japanese city of Fukuoka, says the pillow is not only an emotional comfort, but that its shape keeps the body balanced by supporting the sleeper from both sides.

Sleepers typically curl up in between the body of the pillow and the crooked arm, with the sleeper's head resting on the pillow's 'bicep'.




Does this creep anyone else out? I guess at least it won't snore or toss and turn. But it is headless, for goodness sake! (of course some women have real boyfriends that seem to be missing one too) Even creepier, apparently a muscular boyfriend and slender boyfriend pillows are in the works.

Take heart men, a girlfriend pillow is coming soon.

Would you give this gift to someone? Would you want one of these?



Update Men you need not wait! Upon further research.....Your Girlfriend's Lap Pillow!
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Reply #26 from JoeUser Forums Top
or one of these for only $2000.....Link


SCAREY!!!!!!!
Reply #27 from JoeUser Forums Top

Hmmm...maybe we could get cadavers and use some good taxidermy techniques for greater "realism".


And I highly doubt that the woman in the picture has ANY trouble getting a boyfriend to cuddle with.

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Reply #28 from JoeUser Forums Top
one of these for only $2000.....


But, just imagine those long nights sitting together by a roaring fire, melting.

IG
Reply #29 from JoeUser Forums Top
But, just imagine those long nights sitting together by a roaring fire, melting.


~spews coffee when reading this, wipes her monitor, and laughs until she cries~

"I'm melting!"
Reply #30 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hmmm...maybe we could get cadavers and use some good taxidermy techniques for greater "realism".


I like the way you think, Gideon.
Reply #31 from JoeUser Forums Top
imagine those long nights sitting together by a roaring fire, melting.


This just in for Christmas. The Male model, Chester. You can sit with him by the fire, but don't get too close or you'll have..


wait for it.....


Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire.....

IG
Reply #32 from JoeUser Forums Top
Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire.....


Rofl!
Reply #33 from JoeUser Forums Top

Reply #11 By: little_whip - 12/13/2004 9:07:27 PM
men have one head too many anyway....


HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Reply #34 from JoeUser Forums Top
if she ain't breathing and wigglin I don not wanna snuggle with it.
Reply #35 from JoeUser Forums Top
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


Ok, moderateman....most men....is that better?
Reply #36 from JoeUser Forums Top
I got my anniversary gifts yesterday, and one of them is a teddy bear which I shall sleep with from this point forward. It can't wrap its arm around me, but it's really, really soft and it has weighted feet and it's very snuggly.

Here he is:



(and this doesn't really have much to do with this thread, but I really like my bear and I wanted to talk about him)
Reply #37 from JoeUser Forums Top
My wife does not go for bears, but I am having a nice fleece blanket made for her. She gets cold watching the TV.

The bear is very cute.

IG
Reply #38 from JoeUser Forums Top
Tex
I got my anniversary gifts yesterday, and one of them is a teddy bear which I shall sleep with from this point forward. It can't wrap its arm around me, but it's really, really soft and it has weighted feet and it's very snuggly


How wonderful! I think the bear is adorable. What a wonderful sleeping companion for you when the real companion is away.

InfoGeek
My wife does not go for bears, but I am having a nice fleece blanket made for her. She gets cold watching the TV.


I love to curl up with a blanket by the fire on cold nights watching old Bette Davis movies. That is a thoughtful gift.
Reply #39 from JoeUser Forums Top
OMG! you really oughta be desperate if YOU WANT that for x-mas. I cant believe they imagined something like that, its hilarious!

The lap pillow looks yuck.

And i got a mini teddy bear too for x-mas from a friend. Its not big. But i think he's cute too. Dont have a picture though, sorry guys.
Reply #40 from JoeUser Forums Top
OMG! you really oughta be desperate if YOU WANT that for x-mas. I cant believe they imagined something like that, its hilarious


Or seriously lonely!
Or not very picky!
Reply #41 from JoeUser Forums Top
Heh, hopefully i wont need one
Reply #42 from JoeUser Forums Top
And upon further research:

A variation in pink is available:




And for those that need a little imaginative help, a demonstration:
Reply #43 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply #44 from JoeUser Forums Top
I am not sure I want to know what that woman is doing in #4..............
Reply #45 from JoeUser Forums Top
i don't think she's sleeping...
Reply #46 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Danny BassettePosted: Wednesday, December 15, 2004i don't think she's sleeping...


Me either...........it just doesn't look right, now does it?
Reply #48 from JoeUser Forums Top
CRAZY


and kooky and creepy!