Funny and Bizarre Family Photos

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I have been trying to get my photos in order and into albums, and I came across a few photos that make me laugh or that are completely bizarre . . . and the ones I'm posting here are just the tip of the ice berg. I got lots more. These are just the first few I came across.

I'll start by embarrassing the kids -- here's the spiffy haircut my youngest gave himself a while back.



This photo belongs in the dictionary beside the word pessimism.



Why, dad, why?



Here's my husband blowing out the candles at his birthday last year -- see if you can guess what the cake is?



I got some 'splainin' to do . . .



(This adorable baby does not actually belong to us, but was the child who we were babysitting for another soldier)

Here's a picture of my ass (ha ha!) and sadly, that's not the only one in the photo stack.



In case my dad isn't embarrassed enough by the pantyhose picture, here's me freshing up his makeup.



Why did the photographer see fit to take this photo and further give me a proof of it as if I would order a copy?



My stoic grandfather looks pretty.



These probably explain a lot, huh?
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Tex, I loved them. Thanks for sharing.

The "pessimistic" one looks like he is just so overwhelmed.

I have no idea what Adrian's cake is....a mountain?

The one with the lipgloss is gorgeous. You look beautiful.

Your dad and grand-dad certainly have a fun side!

In the butt picture, were you telling someone to kiss it?

Jakob gave Rachel a haircut once when they were three. She sat on a stool, held a mirror, while Jakob styled away. Rachel was perplexed when the hair was not back the next morning. A year later, she stopped wearing hats.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah    im in the process of makin dinner and doin some other stuff and couldnt walk past the compuer without takin a quick peek to see what was goin on.

the pic of your dad wearin the pantihose is very similar to what i consider the funniest photo in existence.  it was used as a cover shot by rolling stone for an issue in which they featured a profile of richard pryor.  he was supposed to look like he was committing a robbery...had his 'bad face' goin on...and was attempting to pick his nose thru the fabric.

they're all great pix...altho im not quite sure whats goin on in the one where youre wrapped up in a towel.  looks like youre gettin a dose of liquid lsd but im pretty sure that aint the case. 

(btw...you gotta great ass mzw!)

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
heather:
Tex, I loved them. Thanks for sharing.


Glad you liked 'em.

The "pessimistic" one looks like he is just so overwhelmed.


There was some reason why he was disappointed, but I can't remember what it was . . . he is such a pessimist.

I have no idea what Adrian's cake is....a mountain?


It's boobs. (ha ha ha) I'm not great with making cakes, but it sure was funny at the time.

The one with the lipgloss is gorgeous. You look beautiful.


Thanks. I don't know why he snapped that one. Very bizarre.

Your dad and grand-dad certainly have a fun side!


My entire family is nuts.

In the butt picture, were you telling someone to kiss it?


I really don't remember . . . you're probably right, though!

Jakob gave Rachel a haircut once when they were three. She sat on a stool, held a mirror, while Jakob styled away. Rachel was perplexed when the hair was not back the next morning. A year later, she stopped wearing hats.


Wow . . . that's so funny (and so sad). It's worse when they're girls.

kingbee:
the pic of your dad wearin the pantihose is very similar to what i consider the funniest photo in existence. it was used as a cover shot by rolling stone for an issue in which they featured a profile of richard pryor. he was supposed to look like he was committing a robbery...had his 'bad face' goin on...and was attempting to pick his nose thru the fabric.


I've never seen that, but it sounds hilarious.

they're all great pix...altho im not quite sure whats goin on in the one where youre wrapped up in a towel. looks like youre gettin a dose of liquid lsd but im pretty sure that aint the case.


he he he . . . yes, wrapped in a towel and receiving a dose of liquid LSD.

(btw...you gotta great ass mzw!)


Thank you. *blushes*
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sabrina:
Cute pics, Tex...made me smile at 4:20 am....


Glad they made you smile.

damn this insomnia ive been dealing with lately!


Sorry you can't sleep . . . have you tried benadryl? It's my new favorite thing.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
glad you enjoyed 'em, manopeace!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Those are some very nice pics.

Third one's interesting... erm what was the occassion?

>> Here's a picture of my ass (ha ha!) and sadly, that's not the only one in the photo stack.

You could put some words on the pic like "Kiss my arse." then you will have a sign you can use for telling people off. (hehe)
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
B~

These are great! It's the pictures that are the weirdest, most blackmail worthy that are the best...I've got loads of them myself...

And...I gotta say this...from one woman to another...you are BEAUTIFUL!

Have a great day.

~Moo
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Great pictures.  Scary thing is, I didn't find any of them shocking   Guess we have similarly weird families.  Thanks for sharing.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Your family is so beautiful. So are you.

Trinitie
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Very cute pictures--you are a total hottie. I think in a way every family is a tad dysfuctional....loved the butt pic....i think I have one taken of mine where I was doing something very similar.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Raven:
Third one's interesting... erm what was the occassion?


ha ha ha My dad's a nut . . . he doesn't even need an occasion!

You could put some words on the pic like "Kiss my arse." then you will have a sign you can use for telling people off. (hehe)


Excellent idea . . . I might actually follow up on that one.

Marcie:
These are great! It's the pictures that are the weirdest, most blackmail worthy that are the best...I've got loads of them myself...


Awesome, huh?

And...I gotta say this...from one woman to another...you are BEAUTIFUL!


Thank you. What a great compliment.

Jill:
Great pictures. Scary thing is, I didn't find any of them shocking


he he he

Guess we have similarly weird families. Thanks for sharing.


Yup. Glad you liked 'em.

Trinitie:
Your family is so beautiful. So are you.


Thank you very much.

alison:
Very cute pictures--you are a total hottie.


Aww, thanks.

I think in a way every family is a tad dysfuctional....


I agree with you on that.

loved the butt pic....i think I have one taken of mine where I was doing something very similar.


he he he . . . everyone's gotta have a butt pic!
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
shovel:
That you in the red dress?


Yes, it is.

Sweeeeeett...


Thanks.
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
-last picture of you - "Wow". darn. I'm always late.
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
scatter:
-last picture of you - "Wow". darn. I'm always late.


Thank you?