Stuck in you Throat
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Well, one day, not so long ago i was chatting to my friend on the fone, for this im going to call them joe, now joe isnt this persons name, its a name ive made up so i we can cover there identity just a little bit and they can have some self respect, although what im writeing here is to the whole world and they probably will kill me, but still its funny to this day and will make me laugh for the rest of my life.......
Joe and i were on the fone one day, chatting away and they went quiet, i was wondering what they were doing, they said they had somethign stuck between there teeth, i laughed and was like' so ur on the fone to me picking out bits from inbetween ur teeth...nice!'
anyway a few minutes of laughing and banter went on and i cud here joe heaving, and i dont meen just a little thing, i mean like a full on im gonna spue all over the place heaving,
i think they had put the fone on the side so i cud here everything going on,
after a while if joe heaving i heard 'Splat!!!!' as they puked on the floor, its was proper nasty, but they sounded better, and i heard 'thank god i got it!',
well i thikn they had forgotten about me, so i carryed on listening in, and they eventualy picked the fone back up and apologised, i said its fine and was concerened and was asking if they were ok.
Joe said they he/she was fine, i then proceeded to ask what they had 'found',
I Wish i hadnt..............
They told me that they had something stuck between there teeth and they had poked it in to there throat, i asked what it was.... oops...
joe then told me the thing they had poked in to there throat was there fingers, so i laughed, and they said its not funny, i havd a pube stuck in my throat!,
OMG a pube, a PUBE! of all the things,
Well i laughed and cudnt stop laughing i was imitating them gagging and throwing up and then things went quiet again,
all i cud here was someone heaving and then throwing up again!, OMG all i could do was laugh and take the piss.
They Hung up.
I havnt spoken to this person since, or actually until this morning were i decided i would laugh again, so much so that it hurt. i nearly fell of my chair, but then again, its always at other peoples expence that we laugh, i hope that this will satisfy you all!!....
Thanks Joe ( you know who you are......) HAHAHAHAHA
Ciao
Joe and i were on the fone one day, chatting away and they went quiet, i was wondering what they were doing, they said they had somethign stuck between there teeth, i laughed and was like' so ur on the fone to me picking out bits from inbetween ur teeth...nice!'
anyway a few minutes of laughing and banter went on and i cud here joe heaving, and i dont meen just a little thing, i mean like a full on im gonna spue all over the place heaving,
i think they had put the fone on the side so i cud here everything going on,
after a while if joe heaving i heard 'Splat!!!!' as they puked on the floor, its was proper nasty, but they sounded better, and i heard 'thank god i got it!',
well i thikn they had forgotten about me, so i carryed on listening in, and they eventualy picked the fone back up and apologised, i said its fine and was concerened and was asking if they were ok.
Joe said they he/she was fine, i then proceeded to ask what they had 'found',
I Wish i hadnt..............
They told me that they had something stuck between there teeth and they had poked it in to there throat, i asked what it was.... oops...
joe then told me the thing they had poked in to there throat was there fingers, so i laughed, and they said its not funny, i havd a pube stuck in my throat!,
OMG a pube, a PUBE! of all the things,
Well i laughed and cudnt stop laughing i was imitating them gagging and throwing up and then things went quiet again,
all i cud here was someone heaving and then throwing up again!, OMG all i could do was laugh and take the piss.
They Hung up.
I havnt spoken to this person since, or actually until this morning were i decided i would laugh again, so much so that it hurt. i nearly fell of my chair, but then again, its always at other peoples expence that we laugh, i hope that this will satisfy you all!!....
Thanks Joe ( you know who you are......) HAHAHAHAHA
Ciao
