I don’t pop my cork for every guy I see!

I went to dance class by myself tonight because Jess and Tama had to grocery shop for world on a plate. Whatever. I almost didn’t go, but willpower prevailed and I braved the cold and the snow to make my way to modern jazz class. It was actually a lot of fun tonight. One of the girls in my acting class is also in the dance class so I stood with her and we identified the “sass cats” in our class. Oh there are many a sass cat. They can commonly be identified by bragging about how they are amazing dancers and then pretentiously accentuating every move.

I also discovered tonight that I am not an ambiturner. I can’t spin to the left. Not yet at least. Spotting is not my friend. Last week when we had to spin across the floor I almost burst into tears right in the middle, but this week was better. So maybe by the end of the semester I’ll be a friggin’ top!

And the absolute best part was the fact that the routine tonight was to the song “Hey Big Spender!” Who doesn’t love to sex things up in a Fosse routine!