Worst Cars of ALL TIME???

the yugo

Alcamino.

/me starts quoting maddox again... this is bad... real bad

Original text: http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=ugly_cars

I would say the Ford Contour/Mercury Mystique twins...major crapola, and I know cause I drove a Contour for about 4 years!-lol I currently drive a Focus joe...grrrrrrrr....and its a well made dependable car actually.

The ford contour was Fugly, but the Yugo takes the cake as the worst production car of all time.. My math teacher in high school test drove a new one and the window crank fell off!

one very ugly and bad car. the ford anglia (I think thats its name)
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Ford Escorts.

(BTW I am in love with the Ford Focus. Cute cars)

i'd go with the pinto.. after that Ford memo that said 'its cheaper if we just let them explode'.

AMC Gremlin.......soooo ugly, it looked the car was cut in half...it just gives me shudders Ford Pinto is next in line

opps....It looked like the car was cut in half

Gee...I liked the Gremlin....and the Anglia was OK in its day.  Neither deserve 'worst car'...

http://www.microcarmuseum.com/tour/scootacar2.html

Take a wander through this site....you'll be bound to find some turkeys here...

Definition of the Car brand Names: ACURA: Asia's Curse Upon Rural America AUDI: Another Ugly Deutsche Invention BMW: Bought My Wife Brings Me Women Brings More Women but Broke My Wallet Big Money Wagon CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Chevrolet: Check Heads, every valve rattles, oil leaks every time. DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill First On Race Day Fixed Over Rebuilt Dodge Found On Road Dead GM: Garbage Motors Gluteus Maximus Generous Motors HONDA: Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... MOPAR: Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously SAAB: Shape Appears Ass-Backwards SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

Found these Acronyms here http://members.tripod.com/~mtdman/funny/funny.htm

My pick for fugly cars are the Pontiac Aztec and Honda Element

Forgot one: ford backwards is driver returned on foot
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Found On Rubbish Dump

Fixed Or Repaired Daily

I take it you've nerver been in a Morris Marina...?

Just Holden together...

I like the Honda Element.

Sorry to offend the Ford focus owners...



Now that Aztek is something of a wierd... I don;t know what.. I joke around with my sister telling her that the guy we see with the car is going to loose his girlfriend.

What a choice of vehicles.

Whats wrong with Holden? their current line up seems ok.

I dunno...I've never owned any of the ones listed.

I think there are More Bad Drivers than cars

China...you mean there are more bad drivers than bad cars....

yeah, Thanks Paul



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I take it you've nerver been in a Morris Marina...?

Now that was a real heap of crap!
To compound the felony we had one racing in "Sports Sedans" powered? by a Rover/Leyland/B.O.P. derived V8.
Not only was it fugly, it also leaked oil, blew up on a regular basis and various parts fell off it!
Bad cars .... I guess they need to be classified by Nationality.
USA ... the Edsel was ugly and any MPV/SUV a waste of resources......truly gross, the 'revived' Duesenberg/Stutz/any other classic you can think of that Virgil Exner attempted to 'style'!
The 'old' Eastern Bloc, Trabant of course but you've got to include the Wartburg for the name alone.
Japan, where do you begin .... Honda S600 and 800, as well as the cruddy range of sub-1000cc minicars .... and the horrible aircooled Honda 1300 Coupe from 1973!
Australia, most domestic Holdens and Fords, the Leyland P76 and the Lightburn Zeta ... any home built Bolwell.
Italy, where to begin, the home of 'off the factory floor' oil dripping rust buckets ...
The UK ....
India ... the 'Really Bad Morris Oxford from the '50s' being rebirthed in India .... but they still build Royal Enfields there as well!
France .. the Simca Vedette ..... powered by a Ford V8-60 ....
Korea, pick an Hyundai..any Hyundai...or worse, the Daiwou(?)
Malaysia ... easy, Proton!
This could roll on .... and on .....
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Whats wrong with Holden? their current line up seems ok.

The base models are REALLY basic....and the better models are way overpriced.
I guess you've never seen the Commodore 'Ute' tricked out with a V8, yards of stuck-on 'Aero Kit' plastic and a really stupid 'Wing' mounted on the tailgate?
Worse still .... some idiots 'race' them .... Ack!
And Ford are just as bad ...

I've got one that no one has mentioned. It's the AMC Pacer. Ever see one of those on the road anymore? I doubt it. As for Fords, there are still a lot of Mustangs out there. I mean the old ones, 1965 and 1966. What do you expect from a car that old? Give me a 1965-66 Shelby convertible and I'll be a happy man.
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