The Bland Is Out There/Traveling to the Heart FAQ

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    When I first began my blog in the early 2000s, I was a broke college student trying to keep my writing skills sharp between classes and maybe have an article to include in my resume. My mom would say to me every so often, "I'm suprised you never went into anything have to do with music." With The Bland Is Out There (aka Traveling to the Heart), I guess I have in a way. Since 2010, I had thought about blogging again but didn't quite know how to get back into it. However, as I've discovered this past November, the blog now has its own seperate resume.  Thank you to the readers who made it possible.

As a source/citation:

Wikipedia.org, citation for genre for Music Review: Celine Dion "I Drove All Night"

Wikipedia.org, sample source for Music Review: Jennifer Lopez "I'm Glad"

Featured Reviews:

Wikipedia.org, Music Review: Christina Aguilera "Can't Hold Us Down"

Wikipedia.org, Music Review: Christina Aguilera "Fighter"

Wikipedia.org, Music Review: Christina Aguilera "The Voice Within"

Wikipedia.org, Music Review: All-American Rejects "The Last Song"

Wikipedia.org, Music Review: All Saints "Never Ever"

Wikipedia.org, Music Review: All Saints "Pure Shores"

Wikipedia.org, Music Review: Kelly Clarkson "Because of You' (via Blogcritics.org)

Wikipedia.org, Music Review: Kelly Clarkson "Behind These Hazel Eyes" (via Blogcritics.org)

Wikipedia.org, Music Review: Kelly Clarkson "Walk Away" (via Blogcritics.org)

Wikipedia.org, Music Review: Celine Dion "One Heart"

Wikipedia.org, Music Review: Hilary Duff "Beat of My Heart (via Blogcritics.org)

Wikipedia.org, Music Review: Everything But The Girl "Missing (Todd Terry Remix)"

Wikipedia.org, Music Review: Jewel "2 Become 1"

Wikipedia.org, Music Review: Kylie Minogue "Did It Again"

Wikipedia.org, Music Review: Kylie Minogue "Giving You Up"

Wikipedia.org, Music Review: Kylie Minogue "In Your Eyes"

Wikipedia.org, Music Review: Kylie Minogue "Spinning Around" (via Blogcritics.org)

Wikipedia.org, Music Review: Kylie Minogue "Slow"

Wikipedia.org, Music Review: t.A.t.U "Not Gonna Get Us"

Wikipedia.org, Music Review: Shania Twain "Ka-Ching!"

 

 

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Good site du'ud! Say, my brother and me got a band concept, original songs and the will to devour. What we haven't found (yet) is a boss-person/manager/pimp to sell our eminently salable botties. We want someone EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE of what everyone would expect. We might best be described as a fusion-without-confusion band concept: Acid rock (Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix) blended with Heavy Metal (Black Sabbath, both Ozzie and Dio, Steppenwolf, Led Zeppelin, Metallica) and Grunge (Grand Funk, Nirvana) with infusions of Country/Country-rock (Lynyrd Skynyrd, Marshall Tucker, Charlie Daniels) and traditional Celtic (i.e., Chieftains, Steeleye Span) and African (Voodoo) rhythms. BUT, for the sake of scaring lots of white people, we'd prefer some "Bimbette Boombah Queen" like Kylie Minogue, McDonna or Brittany Spears. We've been pestering the Olsen twins, but they NEVER answer their (incestuously intercourse)ing e-mails. We did scare the dog dookie out of some of their fan-girls, so we know we're on the right track.
Any help/advice/suggestions? We'd really appreciate it.
THANX!
Trickey Mickey and Terrible Tommy
Swords sharp, craving Roman blood, just awaiting The Word
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Good site du'ud! Say, my brother and me got a band concept, original songs and the will to devour. What we haven't found (yet) is a boss-person/manager/pimp to sell our eminently salable botties. We want someone EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE of what everyone would expect. We might best be described as a fusion-without-confusion band concept: Acid rock (Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix) blended with Heavy Metal (Black Sabbath, both Ozzie and Dio, Steppenwolf, Led Zeppelin, Metallica) and Grunge (Grand Funk, Nirvana) with infusions of Country/Country-rock (Lynyrd Skynyrd, Marshall Tucker, Charlie Daniels) and traditional Celtic (i.e., Chieftains, Steeleye Span) and African (Voodoo) rhythms. BUT, for the sake of scaring lots of white people, we'd prefer some "Bimbette Boombah Queen" like Kylie Minogue, McDonna or Brittany Spears. We've been pestering the Olsen twins, but they NEVER answer their (incestuously intercourse)ing e-mails. We did scare the dog dookie out of some of their fan-girls, so we know we're on the right track.
Any help/advice/suggestions? We'd really appreciate it.
THANX!
Trickey Mickey and Terrible Tommy
Swords sharp, craving Roman blood, just awaiting The Word
Contact us at: [email protected]
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