The Difference betwen convervatives and liberals

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a republican friend of mine sent me this today



The Difference Between The Liberal and Conservative
"Debate" Over The War On Terrorism:



Question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around
the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand
is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he
reaches you and your family. What do you do?


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Liberal Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is
inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What
about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the
knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it
possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill
me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and
hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so
confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to
come to a conclusion.

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Conservative Answer:
BANG!

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Texan's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds
of magazine being ejected and fresh magazine installed)
Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"

Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"




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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top
hehe. We know how to do things down here in Texas.

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Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top
PS. Don't have a Glock 40, only a Glock 17.

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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top
As a proud Texan, I find I must respond to this, and so I shall
Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I don't buy it really....










I'd shot the sucker in the face


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Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top
IPlural, I'am not that good a shot anymore. Bad eyes, thats why I sold my .357 and went to the glock. More bullets. 18 in the small clip and 30 in the large one. Center of mass is where I aim.

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thats what ally-sweepers are for

I length wire fishing leader, 30 split shot pinched along it, roll it up and install into magnum shell you have cut the cover off, re-melt cover back over once incerted...

That or a stack of nickles and dimes mixed together. spreads to far at a distance, but close up, ewww...

see Fuzzy I'm not a complete liberal


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Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top
We liked the Army way also. The little darts in the shotgun shells. Damm they were good. Especially the ones in the 40mm shells.

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Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Friend of mine doesn't muck around....has the teflon jacketted rounds....but then he's transporting prisoners to court and back....
Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Fletchets !

BAAAA - hamburger




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Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top
That was it, didn't remember how to spell it. The big guns could shoot them and strip a forest bare.

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Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top
A Texan does'nt feel right unless he/she got one on his/her side

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Reply #15 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Texas and PA might be around the only two places for hunting. I'm not sure about many other places. Other then South Dakota. Now then you go to the cities for the guns. You know, I pity the country that tries to invade the US. the ratio of guns to americans is like each person has 5 guns. Alot of people would probably join in that cause too. Like the gangs. I can see it now, The Crypts and Bloods joining. Won't that be something to see.
Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I'm from Texas and I don't even own a gun.

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Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top
So not true - well, except for maybe that Texas (and Oklahoma,) part - but definitely brought a smile to my face! ^_^


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Reply #18 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Ut..oh...don't start the "gun debate" again....

There is a lot of hunting and guns used for hunting in Michigan, too. (Mainly upper lower Michigan and the UP (upper peninsula))
Reply #19 from WinCustomize Forums Top
When I did hunt I used a .357 but I want a glock. Just don't ask for what

My pap uses a 6 shooter for hunting. He calls it his back up gun.
Reply #20 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Hum, invalid question, since the liberal guy wouldn't have a gun in his hands in the first place.
Reply #21 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I'm a Texan and own a gun, several actually . If someone came at me like that especially if I had my family with me, there wouldn't be a second thought about it. I would shoot him!

And to WOM and all the other fellow Texans here, AMEN to that! We take care of things down here real quick.
Reply #23 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Or you could take the Socialist approach and arrange for the guy to have trauma counselling for the distress shooting you and your family would cause for him...

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Reply #24 from WinCustomize Forums Top
This is the difference between a liberal and a conservative. A conservative is someone who has just been mugged and a liberal is someone who has just been arrested.