A whino walks into a bar and bets the bartender two shots that his dog can talk.
Ok says the bar keep as he puts two shot glasses on the bar and begins to pour, but if he doesn't talk, well, Booy and Tom will remove you from the bar and take the drinks out of your hide.
So the whino kneels down and looks the dog in the eye and says as clearly as he can as he point up with his finger " How does pavement on your butt feel? RrrrrruFFff!" the dog replys.
Everyone busts out laughing and the bar keep crosses his arms with a look of disgust on his face, they whino twists his head to look at the bar keep and shrug his shoulder.
Ok one more chance old man the bar keep says as Tom and Bobby slide up next to the whino.
He runs his hand over his face stopping it to cup his chin as he thinks of his next question, then it hits him and he asks " Who was the all time greatest baseball player ever? the dog only takes a second to reply ROOOOOOOf.
As fast as they could two pairs of hands grasp his shoulders and he is dragged scream to the door, up in the air he is lifted and out he goes into the air on a 10 foot arch only to land slap on his butt in the parking lot. He is sitting up and wondering if anything is broken when he hears a yelp behind him and his dog comes tumbling out the door and across the pavement to slamb into his back. Leaning back against the whino, the dogs head slips over his shoulder almost upside down, tounge lolling out one side. The whino looks at the dog with anger in his eyes for it's stupidity and the dog says " Well damn, do you think it was Willy Mays?"