As a Master Procrastinator....
I have decided to make no further decisions until I decide otherwise.
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I have decided to make no further decisions until I decide otherwise.
Really?
If you were a true procrastinator you would still be undecided about making this post.
He who procrastinates is lost forever.
At this time, I have decided to say something later.
Ah, but it wasn't a decision, rather an irresistable impulse and it more-or-less typed itself.
And no, I didn't decide to come back and check to see if anyone had answered.... again, an irresistable impulse. And there's such a lot of it about.
No, he who procrastinates last procrastinates longest... and always has something to think about.
Well that's not entirely in keeping with the spirit of things here. Clearly, you should have procrastinated a while and put off a making a decision whether or not to say something until a later time... by which time you'd have a number of other variables to endlessly ponder.
Now c'mon, get with the programme.... and you don't even have to make a decision to join. Procrastinate long enough and you automatically gain membership.
Good call, I'll do the same
As a master skinner you can't afford to join the programme... not unless you pay somebody to be decisive for you. Then you can procrastinate all you like.
You sir are a fraud............a Master Procrastinator (no doubt self proclaimed) would never succumb to an irresistable impulse. You sir have been unveiled to the whole world.
I now go back to doing more important things in my life.
I was going to comment but I think I should wait.
Procrastinator, Anticrastinator, I say the crastinators are just fine and we should let them crastinate in peace.
You, sir, simply do not understand the irresistable impulse and its effect on the Master Procrastinator. You see, it's not like we have a choice... the irresistable impulte hits with such unexpected velocity, one simply has no time to procrastinate or even fend it off. Only after it has passed can one wave and flap tone's arms to fend it away... if one can decide to bother, that is. Usually I can't make up my mind so my arms hang limp at my sides, so there is no hope of fending off an irresistable impulse.
So, there you have it.... the life of a procrastinator isn't an easy one I just need to procratinate some now to figure whether Im going to hope this revelation does not interrupt your snooze. Or there again, do I really care? Dunno, can't decide one way or another.
I had an aunty Crastinator, once, though I can't make up my mind if she was an aunt or an uncle cos of the beard Dunno if she ever crastinated in peace, tho I reckon her husband did cos he frequently locked himself in the lavatory with a magazine. After a half hour or so, aunty would go bang on the door and shout out "are you done in there?" And he'd shout back: "No, the Dunn's live next door."
I was gonna rite an essay about student apathy....but I couldn't be bothered....

Meanwhile, back at the ranch.................
"rite"?
Anyway, I waited a day before reading this thread. Was that long enough?
...and not "gonna"?
'twas in tent yon al....;p
Procrastinate now, don't put it off...

True, but it's cost effective. Seen the price of hookers these days?
I was asked to write a student paper once, but I couldn't decide on an appropriate topic.
Then a stroke of luck happened. I procrastinated for so long they got somebody else to write it.
Tonto disguised himself as a lightbulb and the Lone Ranger turned him on.
Not really, but as a novice procrastinator you can be excused.... not that the GOP {Guild of Procrastinators] would be so forgiving.
Fortunatelt, many members of the AMDS [Active Master Debators Society] are also members here and they're not suck sticklers for rules.
I can see that you're in the right frame of mind, but you needn't be so decisive about it.

I knew you'd get heresooner or later, Doc, and sure enough, you're predictably late to the party, as a seasoned procrastinator should be.
I'm so glad you didn't disappoint... and while people may think you're quite decisive in having got here, it was the irresistable impulse that we procrastinators sometimes suffer
Besides, it's retired peoples right to procrastinate, right!!!! It's not like we got a boss who wants a decision yesterday.
And if we suffer an irresistable impulse now and then, well that's alright, too, cos procrastination isn't an exact science yet, is it!
A recent scientific evaluation of procrastination, in its entirety:
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No, but we do have a creed:

I'm back
Procrastination looks like the subject here. I will have to think that over before I post anything else.
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