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Funniest joke on the PLANET!!

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Funniest joke on the PLANET!!

from WinCustomize Forums
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services and gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"
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Reply #26 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I see some of you still have not put up your desktops on your profile:

https://www.wincustomize.com/updatedesktop.asp

(Of course you have to be signed in to use the feature )
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And as far as the funniest joke.... This is why I put this up:

http://www.abcnews.go.com/sections/us/WolfFiles/wolffiles.html
Reply #27 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I'd update my desktop... if I didn't get an error saying "server timed out" every single time I try.
Galactic Civilizations III
Reply #28 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I'd give you a receipe Kinrik, but I don't use one.........my chili is different everytime, but a few ingredients are always the same.
I use good cut of beef, no chili meat, or hamburger.
Beer instead of water.
Tomatoe paste.
Jalapenos.
From there I just play it by ear.
Reply #29 from WinCustomize Forums Top
oh............and of course chili powder.