I question your vanity....hypothetically of course :)

Setting: Tomorrow an announcement will be made about the bizarre photographs a group of satellites orbiting Mars have just processed and sent back to Earth. It seems YOU have somehow discovered a way to BLINK yourself through space and whatever unknown process you have used, it also renders you completely compatible with Mars atmosphere. You are able to do anything you want there without hindrance.

 
So here's the question.....
What is it that YOU would like to go down in history as doing? You know you are being photographed and those photo's are going to set the world on fire because it will be one of the biggest discoveries known to man yet....A PERSON HAS BEEN SPOTTED ON MARS doing WHAT?

 
What is it you would like to be photographed doing there? Reading a book? Gardening? Mathematic calculations on a chalkboard? What
What would you choose do be doing in the photos? Remember they will be HISTORICAL :) And oh...remember...you're all alone :)

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Mooning earth of course }:)

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Chasing the rovers around holding up pictures of Playboy Bunnies. Look ma...no intelligent life here either.

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I would be napping, of course.  If I was alone there would be no one bothering or pestering me for my thoughts or opinions on anything that they thought was important.   :sun:

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I would sit down, relax and take a deep breath, sip on a Margarita and then stare back at the Earth wondering how long it will be before the human race destroys itself, the planet, or both. :S

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....A PERSON HAS BEEN SPOTTED ON MARS doing WHAT?
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Looking for a bathroom..... with toilet paper in it. o_O

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A PERSON HAS BEEN SPOTTED ON MARS doing WHAT?
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Well, after having exhausted all efforts here on Earth without success, the person is looking for intelligent life, on Mars, of course!

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Barsoom is just a ways off down the road. Hang a right, go about eighty eight klicks and you'll find Cydonia. Don't tell 'em I sent ya though. Last time I did that they gave me a time out by Olympus Mons. Dreary place, all high and dry and stuff.