I'm smoking a Camel right now.

Poor Camel.

I was going to ask how you make a camel smoke, but I don't think I want to know the answer.

bkboy recovers from being raspberried, and belatedly begs Feline's forgiveness.

oh, all right, since you asked so nicely

/me absolves Bangkokboy of his sins against the marathon thread

smoked camel is best with candied figs.

Must be 18 or older to try this thread. If you are not 18 or older, fake it.


by KarmaGirl - 9/25/2002 2:43:54 PM

so THAT's why I can't get the hang of it

From now on, I'm 24 years old, not 15, ok?

But, can you really fake being 24?
I mean, that's 9 years of time there.
If you really want to, you are going to have to prepare for it.

First, get hair transplants. Take it from your head and transplant it to your body. Don't forget the nose. Men typically get hairier with age, and grow hair where they shouldn't. Also, don't forget to create some eyebrow hair that grows out of control. Just a few will do.

Next, if you are going to sit at the computer for those 9 years, you will need to grow a gut. You will also need to lose muscle tone in the rest of your body due to it atrophying from non-movement. You will then become what is known as a "fat skinny guy".

Staring at the screen that long will cause your eyes to wear out. Better prepare yourself with glasses whose lenses used to be used on the hubble telescope.

During that 9 years of doing nothing but sit in front of the computer, you will forget what real time human interaction is. Better join AOL dating services just to make sure you don't get lonely in your old age. Don't forget to name your electronics- they can be your friends. "How are you doing today, Sophie?"

Think you can do that?

I think you've got too much time and nothing better to do if you're going to type all that

I type really fast....

Bkboy reads KG's post and wonders what 30 years of sitting at a computer does to one. He goes off in search of a mirror, but can't find one without his glasses.

Bangkokboy: Bkboy reads KG's post and wonders what 30 years of sitting at a computer does to one

Look what it did to KarmaGirl...

Here's the perfect solution: just put your screen at the top of the wall and attach next to it the keyboard vertically. All you have to do is jump up and down to read the screen and type at the same type. We "men" probably need some exercise, but since Karma Girl types fast....

Hey, Lecrayon, I never said I wasn't a fat ass....

i think me means that he wants to see your body in motion as you jump up and down.

*sigh* men can be so predictable. what about a bit of subtlety for once???

wow, I didn't even read that into that one....He wants to see my fat ass as I jump up and down? What kind of freak would want to see that? Of course, maybe if he couldn't find his glasses.......

That's interesting I never thought of that feline merely referring to practicing typing and not get fat Now if you read it in that...

Now there is an idea for a successful book! Exercises to do to keep in shape as stay busy at the computer all day long. There has to be more cardiovascular work-outs that we can include!

then stardock can brag about being the company that skins the total person... keeping the corporal body tight and firm, and the computer part of him shiny and beautiful!

Stardocks book of computer workouts...

Simply swearing at my comp and throwing it occasionally against a wall in frustration keeps me trim, taut and terrific...

JavaBrain - He wants to see my fat ass as I jump up and down? What kind of freak would want to see that?

/me suspects fuzzy logic would like to see your tight rounded bottom jumping up and down!

So, are you implying that Fuzzy Logic is a freak?

/me is implying that fuzzy likes you

of course, some might argue that fuzzy is a freak, but i prefer to think of him as FUN!

feline: some might argue that fuzzy is a freak

WHO? Give me names NOW!!!...you're on my list...

/me whips out weapon huge enough to frighten the spots off a leopard...

/me wonders why fuzzy is waving such a small weapon around in public

*dracoform* offers to lend fuzzy a proper sized weapon so he wont embarass himself in public