Here ya go

I know this guy, he owns several house in my town

jcg

Seguin, TX

/me shakes his head

/me is now known as JD8

I know he lives in Michigan. I really appreciate our neighbors old cars as lawn decorations and the slowly decaying stick pile.

Well the house next door is for sale, maybe I'll get lucky. I especially like the comment ( Its really nice )

One thing to say: rotfl

Brilliant! I love it!

I thought the 'rock' on the 'one legged table' was was a nice contrast to the bright red bucket with a palm tree in it.

I just want to know exactly how 'good' THIS guy's house-work is...

Man is a genius! I want a rock sculpture too

We've all come across people like this, I think that these are the ones that left the ( How To Blend-In ) manual under there seats on the mothership.

..Jim...

But I'm just questioning how good the complainant's abilities are.....what's HIS house like?...

There are lots of people like this all over the world. In England they are usually typified by an old Ford Cortina raised up on bricks in the front yard, and their fences are made from lots of old doors nailed together. And most of the time, there will be a huge vicious dog and a minimum of five snot-nosed kids who spend most of the day trying to throw old bicycle tyres over streetlamp posts.
The father figure in these families is commonly referred to as a "Tattooed F--kwit".

And I mean no disrespect to people who have tattooes in general, but English people will understand what I mean.

Bryan...it is claimed that if you have three or more tattoos then you are a criminal....[cos the average prisoner in jail has 3]...so I'm 'almost' a crim, but my wife Terry is a crim twice-over....

Well you're right, I've worked on different things around my house and if I didn't think someone was going to make a website about me, I might have used a wire hanger to hold up my gutters too.

Jafo: I wish ALL the crim's looked like your wife! She can climb in MY window any time.

Terry says "Isn't he sweet"...