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A man walks into a bar and he orders one drink after another repeatedly.
Until the bartender asks him why you drinking so much so fast?
The man studderly answers him "you would too if you have what i have"
"And what may that be?" the bartender asks.
"50 cents" says the man!
3 guys talkin about thier daughters:
Bill says "my daughter, she is lazy, so i took it upon myself to clean up her room. I found a empty pack of cigarettes. I never realized she smoked."
Then Ted says: "i done that once too, and i found empty beer bottles in my daughters room, i never realized that she drank"
Bob replies: "you guys worry to much, when i cleaned out my daughters room i found a box of used condoms under her bed, geesh guys i never knew that she had a *oc*"
I hope this may relieve some tension amongst you skinners that work so hard.
almost forgot my 7 year old daughter says hi!
Until the bartender asks him why you drinking so much so fast?
The man studderly answers him "you would too if you have what i have"
"And what may that be?" the bartender asks.
"50 cents" says the man!
3 guys talkin about thier daughters:
Bill says "my daughter, she is lazy, so i took it upon myself to clean up her room. I found a empty pack of cigarettes. I never realized she smoked."
Then Ted says: "i done that once too, and i found empty beer bottles in my daughters room, i never realized that she drank"
Bob replies: "you guys worry to much, when i cleaned out my daughters room i found a box of used condoms under her bed, geesh guys i never knew that she had a *oc*"
I hope this may relieve some tension amongst you skinners that work so hard.
almost forgot my 7 year old daughter says hi!
, Doreen: I thought you worked in the hospital business. 