brick walls

i have now ended up with a headache, from banging my head against various figurative brick walls.

/me doesnt like computer programs that misbehave

so, in order to ease this problem, once my plans for intergalactic domination are complete, i am going to ban all electrons in walls. this way when i bang my head on them in future it wont hurt
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Reply #1 Top
Uh..(?)...okay...(?).., whatever you say.
Reply #3 Top
/me places feline gently into the weirder-than-I-thought bin....
Reply #4 Top
Hey - I'm in here!

/me empties pockets of remaining borrowed wall-electrons, looks sheepish and hums the final act of "The Cherry Orchard" (the wide-screen braille version) while banging head against side of bin.

Tea, anyone?
Reply #5 Top
well what else was there to do?

if i make all the walls padded people will get the wrong idea

this way there will be no electromagnetic interaction when i hit my head on the wall. so no impact force, so no pain
**ta-da**

of course the walls will have to be sternly talked to so they stay upright, but that is only a minor point
Reply #6 Top
...a detail often overlooked... underspoken, sidewaysheard - and, dare I say it, ....

/me chickens out on this final point at the last moment. Bangs head against wall... er, bin... again.

Owch, that hurt!
Reply #7 Top
/me *likes* a wall made out of chocolate bricks
/me is impressed with craeonics diy skills
Reply #9 Top
Well thanks very much for all the sympathy - no, no, the pain's subsiding gradually - I'll live...

/me ponders feline's sudden shift from brick-bricks to chocolate-bricks and quickly designs special forehead padding to avoid denting chocolate coating.

/me tries out new invention, bounces back in abject pain - decides to head-butt wall next time with tongue extended to gain small flavour-reward.
Reply #10 Top
LoidiBoid - Owch, that hurt!

as a short term measure, you could try coating the walls of the bin in thick chocolate moose
Reply #11 Top
Yikes - I herp by pongue boing bhat!

/me quickly modifies head protection into full steel armour-plated version, runs at wall (forgetting we're dealing with a highly magnetic substance here...)

Now I'm stuck both magnetically and chocolatelly to this blasted wall!
Reply #13 Top
/me wonders how long it will take LoidiBoid to eat the entire wall
Reply #14 Top
That's not fair - you know I'm a really generous (if mal-adjusted) fellow... you can munch on at least half the chockie-wall! Besides it's self regenerating isn't it? Lots for everyone!
Reply #16 Top
/me doesnt make to many assesments based on size

Elf isnt that large, but when she goes hunting for her rug, she can be quite a demon. just ask crae
Reply #17 Top
/me isnt worried about the chocolate wall
/me has entire chocolate plannet to play with

fell free to keep on muching