Made me smile...........

Aye.

I don't want to know why I don't want to know this

An Architect is a person who knows a little bit about a great deal, and goes on to know less and less about more and more until he knows practically nothing about everything.
An Engineer is a person who knows a great deal about very little and goes on to know more and more about less and less, until he knows everything about nothing.


And a client is always right......

Oh, I know another of those job description things: "a designer is merely an expensive whore, aiming to fulfill his client's every wish, no matter how bizarre".

A friend and felow student once told me that and he was right damnit!

felow ~ fellow

Us designers don't have to know how to spell.

Now you see why wincustomize msgboard is so different from the other ones?

We -have- all the crazy people! =D

so the logical thing to do is find the few sane people here and clone them.

/me sets about cloning self

Jafo - And a client is always right......

this reminds me of a dilbert cartoon i keep on my desk at work:

Management training by Dogbert:

there are two essential rules to management.
one: the customer is always right
*shocked expressions all round*
two: they must be punished for their arrogance

So, feline, sane is somebody who isn't quite sure what his sex is?
With all your respect, I think you're the weirdest of us all!

but my logic is watertight

Elfkura - We -have- all the crazy people! =D

so, most people here are crazy. since they are all crazy, they all have "crazy" in common.
since i am not really the same as the rest of you, and you are all crazy, i cannot be crazy!

/me *tada*

a chair has legs

aristotle had legs

thus, aristotle was a chair

cats sit on chairs
cats sit on humans

as far as cats are concerned humans and chairs are basically the same thing

i once read that you can prove anything with logic by just picking the right start point

Nothing is better than a Rolls Royce.
A bicycle is better than nothing.
Therefore, a bicycle is better than a Rolls Royce...

You can't fault logic...

Conversely -

A Rolls Royce is better than a bicycle;

Nothing is better than a Rolls...

Therefore having Nothing is best.

(I always strive for the best!)