The Journeyman is still fairly new around here and has never met the ''tallys'' - but is more than happy to show them the consideration goodmorphing suggests they deserve


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We too have deep fried mars bars. However, I don't think mars bars should be coated - they should be the coating... Get a few mars bars, melt them, pour over willing subject...

Yeah, don't deep fry the JavaBean....that would be bad! 

However, I am perfectly fine being left with a mars bar, or with a very large vat of coffee.....

*yawn*  I need to wake up!

Oh, My!  Only 46 more posts to go!

how did I have typos in such a short post?

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I am trying to develop my social skills and therefore wouldn''t wish to cause trouble however I note that while KarmaGirl claims to be loyal to the Chocolate faction her current screenshot is in fact fish based.

/me wonders if the whole JavaBean tag is a Red Herring ?


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KarmaGirl claims to be loyal to the Chocolate faction her current screenshot is in fact fish based.

Make me some animated chocolate and I'll change it

Can't oblige KarmaGirl

Even newbie me knows that Fuzzy Logic won't hear of inventing chocolate that moves faster than he can.

Yeah, don't deep fry the JavaBean....that would be bad!

/me interprets this as a subtle request for a chocolate coating
/me could never refuse such a request

However, it will take more than one mars bar...
feline! - I need to 'borrow' your chocolate stash...

Animated chocolate Would that be self-coating chocolate?

feline! - I need to 'borrow' your chocolate stash...

I wouldn't trust him!  It looks like a ploy to me!

/me has found the very definition of animated chocolate but wonders if he should share this information - could I make Fuzzy beg the 38 times it would need to put me on course for the 12000th post - no such a find must be shared now

http://www.thefountainofchocolate.com/


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feline! - I need to 'borrow' your chocolate stash...

/me produces a large and ornate plaque, saying:

felines very secret chocolate stash, do not touch

/me attaches this to the top of fuzzy's supposedly secret stash, after first moving it to sit next to the coffee lake where JavaBean is lounging.

/me decides that i need some payment for being so kind and helpful!

/me *munch* *nibble* *lick* *taste*

I wouldn't trust him! It looks like a ploy to me!

Whatever do you mean?
/me radiates innocence

/me thinks someone is hiding all the chocolate...

/me is going to have to spank everyone till someone confesses

That naughty GM is conspicuously absent...

Hmmm...

The Journeyman has found the very definition of animated chocolate but wonders if he should share this information

/me *** RASPBERRY ***
some people! it is quite clear from that picture, given the strawberry for scale, that this is NO WHERE near big enough!

i mean, you would be hard pressed to properly coat JavaBean in chocolate using that! this is going to mean that GM is left quite naked, and unless we are very careful various parts of JavaBean aren't going to be properly dressed either!

/me *considers this a little more*

you know, given that it is our role in life to investigate all things chocolate, it would be showing a serious dereliction of duty, and a distinct lack of respect for our esteemed friends if we did not check out how well one of these tiny little devices works...

/me *innocent expression number 29*

Perhaps we need a test to see if people are hiding chocolate about their person.

You will all, in turn, be held upside-down and spanked till every last drop of chocolate is dislodged. Of course, if during this process all your clothes fall of, well so be it...

KarmaGirl - I wouldn't trust him! It looks like a ploy to me!

/me thinks we need to put JavaBean into witness protection!
/me looks around for a disguise for her...
/me considers...
there is a bunny girl costume, a rather flattering nurses costume, or a chocolate bikini...
any one of them will do, since they should all distract fuzzy long enough for me to help JavaBean escape.

so, it comes down to a question of which one is the more flattering...
/me thinks we need JavaBean to model these in order to answer this question...

as for fuzzy, it is straight jacket and spanking time!!!

/me thinks GM should be tested last.

Well, she is obviously guilty. But if the chocolate is found straight away, what's the fun in that

/me is feeling devious today...

Fuzzy Logic - Perhaps we need a test to see if people are hiding chocolate about their person.

*dracoform and leonine sneak up behind fuzzy, ropes in hand*
it is true, due to fuzzy's high standing in the community he should lead by example.....
/me ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK***

lets just hope that naughty GM doesnt try and get any more naked pictures of fuzzy!
/me *giggles*

Fuzzy Logic thinks GM should be tested last.

see! fuzzy is volunteering to go first!

feline thinks we need JavaBean to model these in order to answer this question...

/me thinks this modelling requires closer inspection...

Phew, it's so hot here today all my chocolate is melting.

Ooops!

Fuzzy Logic - Phew, it's so hot here today all my chocolate is melting.

/me knows a cool place to keep your chocolate, somewhere where it will be all safe and snug...
/me *innocent expression number 38*