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Msgboard Chatroom Marathon

Msgboard Chatroom Marathon

Honestly, I would go to IRC for this kind of stuff, but if any of you have been there recently, everyone seems to be...inactive. Sooooooooo, out of boredom, I'm turning a thread among this msgboard into a chat room, anyone care to join? =P.

It's Sunday night, and I'm bored out of my mind. There's much to do, but I'm too lazy to get around to do it. My boyfriend is busying trying to get Visual Studios to work so I can't talk to him on the phone....and we can't seem to talk over the phone anyways...it'll just be silence mostly.

New Semester started........so anyone alive out there to join Elffie in this chat marathon? =P

Let's try not to let this post hang for over 2 hours, hm? =P
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Happy Birthday Feline!

I missed Felines Birthday?  I feel so bad.....

I hope that you had a good one, Feline!!!!  Hi!Hi!

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hmmmm...only 100 to go until 12,000........
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hmmm..the main page shows 11902 (probably 11903) even though the thread count here says 11900 with the last one...how odd.....

who's going to count them to see which is correct?  I say "I'm not it!"

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Hmmm, this 'miscount' wouldn't be a ploy by an 'un-named' admin to get the 12000th post would it?

/me thinks JavaBean should be spanked until all is revealed...
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Old Crab sends out all sorts of honking noises to the folks of the Chocolate Planet. Have been busy. Anyway. Honk.

Grand Raspberries to all and to all a good morrow.

*Ahem* Happy Birthday again - kitty. >
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I didn't know crabs could honk!

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/me speculates that the multiple posting bug is really an attempt to confuse everyone from getting the 12K post!
Reply #11908 Top
Yeah, that's what I thought. It's that naughty JavaBean And you know what we do with naughty JavaBeans don't you...hehehe
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Fuzzy Logic - It's that naughty JavaBean And you know what we do with naughty JavaBeans don't you...hehehe


/me notes that we first have to work out how naughtly JavaBean has been...
so, first we need a standard unit of measurement for naughtiness.
the obvious unit is "one fuzzy logic", however this is SO naughty
that we really need a smaller and more appropriate unit, perhaps the "nano fuzzy logic", or the "nf" for short.

this is probably at least 15nf's of naughtiness!

/me selflessly offers to "discuss" this with JavaBean...
/me *innocent expression number 29*



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/me thought the unit of naughtiness was called a spank. The greater the naughtiness, the higher the number of spanks...
Reply #11911 Top
so, you are telling us that you are ( 1,000,000,000 / 15 ) times more naughtly that JavaBean?

that is a LOT of spanks we are going to have to give you for each one we give JavaBean. /me checks how naughtly JavaBean has been...

fuzzy, you are going to be here for quite a while it seems!


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If I were truly naughty, I would just turn everyone into a visitor at 11,999

I'd probably screw up and just change myself to one, though 

 

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/me carefully considers this, while sneaking up behind JavaBean with a net...
/me *POUNCE*
now, where were we?

based on past experience, you cannot simply change people that close to the event, since the posts start to come thick and fast.

however, i do feel that we need to put this nice snug straight jacket on you for even suggesting such a naughty thing!!! it is coming to something when you start to compete with fuzzy in the wickedness stakes!



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If I were truly naughty, I would just turn everyone into a visitor at 11,999


/me has a better plan All I have to do is put everyone in handcuffs and straitjackets. Then when I get to 12000, I have lots of toys all ready for me to play with...
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Have you guys considered a 12 step program - any 12 step program ?
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Have you guys considered a 12 step program - any 12 step program ?


Oh, we tried. It didn't work. Fuzzy still always got to the chocolate in one bound....
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12 steps?  That makes me tired just thinking about it......
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You don't have to take twelve steps to anything. Just lay on your back, wave your paws in the air and look cute, and someone will bring things to you
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/me is laid on his back, waving paws in the air, looking cute, hoping for someone to bring chocolate
Reply #11921 Top
I will abuse my ratings privilage for the author who posts the best ''Don''t feed the animals'' graphic/emoticon to appear here
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No Fuzzy Logic /me suspects the point has not so much been missed as purposely avoided and indeed corrupted
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Fuzzy Logic has a better plan All I have to do is put everyone in handcuffs and straitjackets. Then when I get to 12000, I have lots of toys all ready for me to play with...


the thing is fuzzy, "everyone" includes you!
after all, when we say "free chocolate for everyone" you are always near the front of the queue!

also, it is a known law of natures that tied up toys were put on earth for cats to use as cat beds!

further, as if this wasn't enough, if everyone else is tied up, then who is going to chaise you around the forrest, and then tickle and spank you when they catch you???

/me knows that fuzzy has doctors orders saying that this has to happen at least 3 times a week!
/me *innocent expression number 27*
/me *sits on the blank headed letter paper from fuzzy's doctors surgery*



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