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Msgboard Chatroom Marathon

Msgboard Chatroom Marathon

Honestly, I would go to IRC for this kind of stuff, but if any of you have been there recently, everyone seems to be...inactive. Sooooooooo, out of boredom, I'm turning a thread among this msgboard into a chat room, anyone care to join? =P.

It's Sunday night, and I'm bored out of my mind. There's much to do, but I'm too lazy to get around to do it. My boyfriend is busying trying to get Visual Studios to work so I can't talk to him on the phone....and we can't seem to talk over the phone anyways...it'll just be silence mostly.

New Semester started........so anyone alive out there to join Elffie in this chat marathon? =P

Let's try not to let this post hang for over 2 hours, hm? =P
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Reply #11701 Top
Fuzzy Logic invents new method of torture...the chocolate straitjacket


/me nips in and borrows a closetfull of chocolate straitjackets for babysitting days....

EEEEK...!!! She's big enough to play computer games now...
Fuzzy Logic wonders what happened to chocolate bras?



The last time I saw the chocolate bras, feline was using them for shopping bags.....

..but that's OK. It was for chocolate shopping.

Reply #11702 Top
Fuzzy Logic votes we fit all the ladies here with chocolate bras immediately


That seems kind of selfish that we should get all the treats. /me gets ready to measure fuzzy for his very own form fitting chocolate tuutuu!
Reply #11703 Top
Old Crab - Not in a talkative mood tonite. My old cat would have been 24 years old today. I really miss the old fart.


/me offers OC a large flagon of chocolate beer
you take the time you need, and rest secure in the knowledge that here you have friends and friendship. i would like to say more, to offer more, but i am not sure what more to say or do
/me *friendly HUG*



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Reply #11704 Top
Fuzzy Logic invents new method of torture...the chocolate straitjacket

You put someone in the chocolate straitjacket, and once securely fastened, no matter how hard they try, they just can't reach the chocolate to nibble Isn't that cruel?


silly fuzzy! we invented chocolate straight jackets ages ago
here, let me show you why your idea doesnt work so well. we simply strap you and JavaBean into two chocolate straight jackets, and now you can nibble on each other. simple really



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Reply #11705 Top
KarmaGirl - How can it be gone? I just refilled it.....Fuzzy, did you drink the chocolate swamp again?


see, this is the sort of naughty behaviour that leads us time and time again to the conclusion that fuzzy needs to be stripped naked, secured into a chocolate straight jacket, and presented along with a chocolate spanking paddle to JavaBean as an executive stress toy *innocent expression number 19*



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Reply #11706 Top
That seems kind of selfish that we should get all the treats


The treat isn't for you
/me *nibble*...
Reply #11707 Top
Once again feline comes up with and excellent idea. I get stripped naked and fastened into a straitjacket along with JavaBean...

/me must try this immediately
Reply #11708 Top
/me sneaks in for a nibble...
Reply #11709 Top
/me sneaks up on Fuzzy Logic sneaking in for a nibble....

*Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
Reply #11710 Top
BOO!

/me wasn't suprised, but suprised you instead.
/me heard your grass skirt rustling
Reply #11711 Top
...ankle chain rattling...
Reply #11712 Top
...leather straps creaking...
Reply #11713 Top
***EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK* /me got so scared she had to eat all the chocolate she was going to surprise FL with!
Reply #11714 Top
...old bones grating...
Reply #11715 Top
...chocolate handcuffs clunking...
Reply #11716 Top
I heard those stones you lost rattling, thats how I knew you were sneaking in for a nibble!
Reply #11717 Top
...it's noisy in here
Reply #11718 Top
you...you...you...ate my chocolate...
/me ***SHOCK*** ***HORROR***

That's worth a darn good spanking. Now where's that chocolate spank paddle...
/me gets distracted ***NIBBLE***
Hmmm, need something else to spank with
Reply #11720 Top

fuzzy needs to be stripped naked, secured into a chocolate straight jacket, and presented along with a chocolate spanking paddle to JavaBean as an executive stress toy

Oh my!

Reply #11721 Top
/me likes being a plaything...

But I'm afraid the chocolate spanking paddle is 'missing'
Reply #11722 Top
Naaaaaaaaaarghhhhhh. The Old Crab opens his bay window and starts throwing Hershey Kisses, bon bons, and Cadbury fondonts at the Fantasyland forest denizens. I'm ill you Yahoo's. Keep quiet or I'll turn my gummy bear stormtroopers loose on you!

Bad cold. Temp at 100 after asprin. Body achy,shacky, and breaky. I hate colds. Doc says really bad case of Flu. Too many pills to count. My hired hands are doing quite well without me, they know what to do. I hope. Groogy. Mooghy. And very, very, very, cranky.

TTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT To all and to all a big fat Raspberry.

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Reply #11723 Top

Sorry to hear that you are sick, Oh Great Crabby One!   I hope you feel better soon!  My 5 year old has some sinus and ear thing going on right now.  She hasn''t been sleeping....and when she doesn''t sleep, I don''t sleep.

But, R&R is within sight for me.  Me and the Hubby (no kid) are taking a long weekend up in northern Michigan.  So, I won''t be back until Monday....so don''t miss me too much

Reply #11724 Top
What! R&R? Whos going to control Jafo and his crew? That is just a vicious joke right? Well miss you...or maybe not. Is this some type of loyalty test. Are we going to be graded on if we do or do not miss you. A little or more. Will we be pounded by chocolate bats if we do not or be rewarded with chocolate ale if we do? Hmmmmm. Is there a major conspiracy in the works or a revolution where folks like the Old Crab are the first one''''s up against the wall and shot. I''''ve been watching Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy too much. Never mind. Continue with whatever you were doing before this. Sorry. >
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Reply #11725 Top
What! R&R? Who''s going to contro Jafo and his crew? That''s just a vicious joke right? We''ll miss you...or maybe not. Is this some type of loyalty test. Are we going to be graded on if we do or do not miss you. A little or more. Will we be pounded by chocolate bats if we don''t or be rewarded with chocolate ale if we do? Hmmmmm. Is there some type of CONSPIRACY going on? Or maybe a revolution? Where poor folk like the Old Crab is one of the first up against the wall to be shot? I''ve been watching Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy too much. Never mind. Continue with whatever you were doing before this. Sorry. >