Old Crab issues an invatation to FL to come out to Texas and work on his Rice Farm and get some REAL exercise and wide open spaces fresh air! It's planting season. Forget the little tablets and have a few Coors. (Just kidding).
Ahem. Sputter. Growl. Honk.

Grand Raspberries to all and have a Raspberry tommorrow! >

You grow rice in Texas? Thought you only grew oil and grasshoppers...hehehe

Yes Fuzz we grow rice. However I do believe I may or I may not go into the Sakie, Sackie, Saki, oh you know Japanese wine business. Rice production and farming just aren't what it use to be. My cousin in Virgina retired from AT&T and went into the grape growing business. Now she owns her own vineyard and winery. Go to www.abingdonwiney.com for info on some great wines. (Shameless plug). >

Pizza always sound good

...would that be longhorn rice?

longhorn rice?  Now I have visions of rice stampedes.....

Ack...we appear to be a bunch of broken people lately.  Did you know that if both your ankles hurt like hell that you don't limp because there is no way to walk to keep either from hurting?  *sigh*  I hate arthritis.  Especially since our weather hs been flip flopping.

/me *peaks*
have i made it past the message board into a safe place? or did i get lost? getting here is getting dangerous *sigh*

ah yes, the wonderful world of work. "you can do this new project, it will be fun" i was told.

there are about 1250 cpp files full of source code, and i am not supposed to reinvent anything. apparently just about anything i will ever want has already been created.

there may be some documentation on all of this, i think it was written on the back of a biscuit, which someone then ate >

so far i am 1 hour into my hunt for the official way to tell the 24 different types of NHS number apart, and there doesn't seem to be one *puzzled*

not only that, i had to talk to one of our customers on the phone

i think i am getting mood swings and stress attack headaches at the moment.

i think i am just going to kidnap all of you, and run off to a better place! somewhere where there are no boring clothes for GM or JavaBean, somewhere warm and sunny so everyone feels happier, somewhere with a track that we can chaise fuzzy around and around until we catch him and spank him!

....until we catch him

Who says you're fast enough to catch me ***RASPBERRY***
/me gives cheeky wink before bounding off into the chocolate forest at great speed...

/me points out the outside world is not safe like it is in here. There are all sorts of andst-ridden youngsters out there eager to mug the unsuspecting furry animal

/me has sudden thought If JavaBean is unable to chase me, then I'll have to chase her!

Fuzzy- I'd be easy to catch.  I run like an 80 year old right now

i think i am getting mood swings and stress attack headaches at the moment.

/me thinks this is the time to point out to the CEO that mood-swinging and headaches brought on by work is something extra. Like maybe $50/hour more!

Did you know that if both your ankles hurt like hell that you don't limp because there is no way to walk to keep either from hurting? *sigh* I hate arthritis. Especially since our weather hs been flip flopping.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW... This year's weather is really dismal too here. Days and days and days of grey skies, rain, cold air and wind making it really, really cold! I actually have BLANKETS on my bed....

*wink* Fuzzy, I put a photography link in musical vision you might like.... post 473

Hrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmm, sounds like feline,GM,Karmagirl,FL, and everybody else that resides on the Chocoalate Planet need to take a break and pile into the Crabs Treehouse for Pizza and chocolate ale or wine. Changed my mind about mayor. Don't need nor want any responsiblities. I have enought of those pesky tasks on earth.
Besides The Old Crab is beginning a new project. A new wheeling and dealing project. He begins by .......unwrapping 10 Lb. Hershey Kisses....and piling them up........ .

Grand Raspberries to all and to all a Raspberry tommorrow! >

SNIP.................................................................SNAP
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
WHO PINCHED OUR BUMS!
TeeHee. I'll never tell. >

What we need is a good cuddle...

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

(((((((((((((((((ALL YOU GUYS))))))))))))))))

Fuzzy Logic - Who says you're fast enough to catch me ***RASPBERRY*** Fuzzy Logic gives cheeky wink before bounding off into the chocolate forest at great speed...

/me *innocent expression number 29*
who says we are going to have to chaise you to catch you? i said we would have a track, it is going to be a cadburies cream egg shaped track, so every time you zoom round it you end up back where you started! /me *sneaky giggles*

also, we have the perfect lure to tempt you into our fuzzy spanking trap! /me *innocent expression number 17*

Fuzzy Logic has sudden thought If JavaBean is unable to chase me, then I'll have to chase her!

/me *innocent expression number 28*
i can see it now, fuzzy one one side of a large pit full of automated spanking paddles, JavaBean lounging on the other side on a padded chair, sipping chocolate coffee

Hi Y'all,

Just wanted to in and say Hi. Sorry I don't get in and play much anymore, but I've been watching, voyeur that I am Hope everyone is doing well.

/me pops in to keep things ticking over...

I'll be back... (have to work today )

/me thinks we need something for werewolf to look at...
how about a decorative flower arangement? of course, we would first need to find some flowers... /me *innocent expression number 29*

you know, JavaBean is known to have flowers growing out of the top of her head, so if we were to decoratively arrange JavaBean, in the best traditions of classical art /me *innocent expression 92*
then we would be 90% of the way there in one go!

so who wants to help me strip, oops, i mean prepare JavaBean?