Ohhh, 10900.

S'ok, just practising

If I come back down to the chocolate planet there are a few demands:

1) Something soft to bounce on
2) Lots of chocolate to eat, not just any kind, that white flakey stuff
3) My own nurse to play with
4) All malicious ticklers and spankers securley fastened in straitjackets and handcuffed
5) All ladies naked and chocolate coated in case I fancy a nibble
6) I can bring bits of my Chocolate Orange moon with me

1) *points at feline*
2) *gestures with wand, white flakey chocolate snow begins to fall*
3) *dresses feline in nurse uniform*
4) hmmm, I'm too new here to know who these people might be...but willing to assist in the disciplining
5) ditto
6) it's not terry's, it's mine...but I like to share

Don't mind me.......just passing through.....[shortcut]...

Be careful not to get covered in chocolate

/me wanders in
/me wanders up to a sturdy tree
/me *head buts tree until it is a pile of match sticks*
/me *AAAAGGGGHHHHHHH*
/me looks around for another tree to vent my stress on

it is NOT good when i am forced to send stardock support an email with the phrase "I AM VERY ANGRY" in the title

Fuzzy Logic - If I come back down to the chocolate planet there are a few demands: 1) Something soft to bounce on 2) Lots of chocolate to eat, not just any kind, that white flakey stuff 3) My own nurse to play with 4) All malicious ticklers and spankers securley fastened in straitjackets and handcuffed 5) All ladies naked and chocolate coated in case I fancy a nibble 6) I can bring bits of my Chocolate Orange moon with me

/me *considers*
lets see....
1) yep, this sounds like fuzzy. /me has noticed that fuzzy is ideal for bouncing up and down on
2) /me tries to remember if the big pile was in OC's cellar or attic
ah well, we can look in a bit

3, 4 and 5 - these need to be addressed as a set. the way we can tell someone is a nurse is that they are wearing a nurses uniform. now, we know from experience that fuzzy means he wants a cute female nurse

according to point 5 she cannot be wearing a nurses uniform, but if this is the case then how can we be sure we are fulfilling point 3?

so, given this obviously delusional state brought on by not eating enough chocolate, we need to apply point number 4 to fuzzy logic as soon as possible, if not sooner.

6) well, i suspect feeding you lots of chocolate while using you as a decorative cat bed will be a key part of your on-going therapy

/me points out it's no good headbutting trees as there's always another tree.

A problem shared is a problem halved

/me thinks feline needs a soothing massage...

/me pops in to say "Hi". He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a very small box of thin white cardboard that is slighty tinge from smoke. He flips the small box over and on the bottom it reads '惊奇天体'. Not knowing what '惊奇天体' means he asks the denizens if he should open the box.

...only if it's a chocolate box

I know the box isn't made of chocolate, but I don't know what's inside the box. I am a little hesistant to open it. I'll examine it closer for more details.

Sniff the box 'sniff', 'sniff'. It smells old, almost like my grandma's attic or dirt.

Examines the bottom again. The '惊奇天' appears to be hand-written in gold leaf paint.

Guess at the weight of the box. It feels like it weighs about 2lbs., very heavy for such a little box.

Shake the box, not knowing if this is a good thing to do or not.
What a weird feeling, nothing moves inside the box, but it feels like whatever it is, it is trying to 'catch up' to the movements, almost like a gyroscope feels weird.

Yell at the box. "HEY BOX!" Nothing happens yelling at the box.

/me apologises to box for yelling at it, just in case it wasn't a good idea to yell at.

/me is noticing that essencay♣ seems unable to stop fiddling with this strange box
however, not to fear, the solution is at hand!

/me points out that once essencay♣ is secured into a straight jacket the box will be much safer, so will feel more relaxed and happy

/me would very much like to be relaxed and happy

Fuzzy Logic - A problem shared is a problem halved

isnt that chocolate?

Fuzzy Logic thinks feline needs a soothing massage...

ooooh! yes, good point!

essencay♣ would very much like to be relaxed and happy

which is why God invented chocolate
and then i created the coffee lake and the chocolate forest

coffee lake ...hold the phones...there's a coffee lake. Oh please, please, please take me to the coffee lake. I love coffee sooo much! If there was a Juan Valdez World in Orlando I'd surely have to visit it

essencay♣, according to the house rules we have to take off all your clothes and coat you in chocolate before throwing you into the coffee lake.

it seems someone suggested this idea when JavaBean wanted to go swimming, and it just stuck /me *innocent expression number 82*

That reminds me. Has anyone fetched JavaBean out of the coffee lake?
Bet she's all wrinkly by now...

isnt that chocolate?

No - that's 'chocolate eaten is chocolate halved

/me wonders if he might have a little sampling from coffee lake before he submits to a thorough coating of chocolate.

When coated with chocolate, how much flexibility will I have. I won't be as stiff as a chocolate Easter bunny and end up floating around the lake like the USS essencay♣. Though it might be fun to give rides around the lake for a little while

/me curls up beneath a sturdy tree that feline hasn't head-butted into a pile of match sticks and takes a long nap. "Zzzzzzz"

Fuzzy Logic - That reminds me. Has anyone fetched JavaBean out of the coffee lake?

i rescued her clothes a while back and put them somewhere very safe. does that count?

Fuzzy Logic - No - that's 'chocolate eaten is chocolate halved

/me wanders up to fuzzy logics secret chocolate store and picks up a nice looking chocolate bar
this is the sort of point that needs to be investigated by experiment

/me considers the best way to eat the chocolate
should i nibble it around the edges, going round and round in a spiral?
or perhaps i should break it into lots of small bits and chaise them around the room before eating them
or perhaps i should lick it until it is all gone

/me *munch* *chomp* *nibble* *nibble* *chomp* *munch*

/me considers my empty paws
that is strange, there was some chocolate here just a few moments ago!

it seems that chocolate eaten is chocolate all gone!

/me thinks this odd result needs further study
after all, we need verifiable results before we can report them

/me awakes from nap. "Yaaawwwaaaarghooohwaaah"

Alright then, I am willing to be coated in chocolate and tossed into coffee lake, but I must insist that I get to keep on my boxers with the little Hershey kisses on them.

/me gets a little blurry-eyed, starts to feel woozy and passes out from low blood sugar.