so, i was wondering, who can we practice wrapping chocolate bandages all over someone on?

since we need to emulate someone who is feeling all fragile and delicate, who ever we practice on needs to be nice and still. so, really we want someone who isnt going to wiggle.

*feline does some deep thinking*

it is going to be very hard to find anyone around here who wont wiggle lots and lots while i practice my "wrapping in chocolate bandages" technique.

so, either i need to find someone who wont wiggle all over (that sounds hard), or i find someone, and stop them wiggling....

/me grabs some straight jackets that just seem to be lying around *innocent expression number 42* and rushes off to find someone to help me!!!

so, i was wondering, who can we practice wrapping chocolate bandages all over someone on?

On someone wearing a straightjacket of course...

feline grabs some straight jackets that just seem to be lying around *innocent expression number 42* and rushes off to find someone to help me!!!

/me volunteers to help feline put on the straightjacket

hi all I'm so far behind on this msg board I didn't even know where to start, so I came here first.

First of all: Karma Girl I wish you the best on your thyroidectomy. I will keep you in my heart and good vibes list Keep up your good spirits. All will come out well in the end

Feline, I'm so sorry to hear of your work problems. That just sucks big ones to have to put up with stuff like that and your home computer is not feeling well either /me sends major hugs and tickles

I started a real job last Monday. I work for a wholesaler of college textbooks in an UN-airconditioned warehouse It's a good job, 5 min from my house, 8-5, and will offer dependant health insurance as soon as my probationary period is up. It is quite physically demanding, but I can handle that...it's the heat. I get home from work and I'm exhausted. On Wednesday, I feel hard asleep as soon as I sat down. Which is why I haven't been here in a while. As I get used to it, I will try to visit more often. I miss the tickle, spanks, choco-wraps and the pleasure of your company (last, but certainly not least.)

I had to work yesterday (Saturday), which they tell me is a rare thing. Hope so.

I'm a little surprised that the post count isn't higher by now, I guess I need to get in here and cause a little trouble

/me gathers up the biggest lasso in the world and ropes the entire population of the chocolate planet in all it's dimensions and worm-hole zones.

/me starts jumping up and down on the whole pile, pouring a specially made Bavarian hot-chocolate w/ marshmallow concoction to enhance the stickyness factor.

While the denizens are all stuck together, werewolf gets out the super duper spankaroony paddles and goes to town

I've missed you all

Werewolf has a job!

That's well worth an extra special tickle and spank

It's great to hear you have a job, Werewolf. And great to see you back here.

werewolf - I started a real job last Monday. I work for a wholesaler of college textbooks in an UN-airconditioned warehouse It's a good job, 5 min from my house, 8-5, and will offer dependant health insurance as soon as my probationary period is up. It is quite physically demanding, but I can handle that...it's the heat. I get home from work and I'm exhausted. On Wednesday, I feel hard asleep as soon as I sat down. Which is why I haven't been here in a while. As I get used to it, I will try to visit more often. I miss the tickle, spanks, choco-wraps and the pleasure of your company (last, but certainly not least.)

werewolf, *** CONGRATULATIONS ***
i am SO happy for you!!!

with regard to the heat, where i work have never heard of air conditioning, and it can get insanely hot some days! so, try doing what i do, take ice cubes in a thermos flask with you to work!

get a metal one, metal inside and out! ice cubes can be increadibly sticky! you put a tray's worth of cubes inside the flask, and when you open it to get one out, you can find them all stuck together! having had to shake the flask up and down very enthusiastically on many occasions in order to get one ice cube out, you really dont want to be doing this in a glass theroms

as for what to do with the ice cubes, i recormend catching one in the flask lid. this you can then suck (which works wonders) and shake the spare drops of ice cold water over your head!

it may look silly, but it really does work

I don't like it when it's too hot. You get all sticky when your chocolate melts. Tonight, even with all the windows open, my room is 28°C. Phew! I had a huge bowl of raspberry ripple ice-cream earlier, but it didn't last long

We have air-conditioning at work. You can never feel it though cause the girls in Sales always switchit to heating, even when it's hot > Going into the computer room is a shock, it's always below 20°C in there. At least I can go in there for a cool and pretend I'm working...

Fuzzy Logic volunteers to help feline put on the straightjacket

oooh! outstanding!!!
the best way you can help is by demonstraiting how to put one on *innoncent expression number 17*

dont worry about the buckles, dracoform has offered to help you with those

feline: the best way you can help is by demonstraiting how to put one on

Certainly...but before I can put a straightjacket on GM, I'll have to remove the one she's already wearing

It's very quiet in here. We aught to get in some spanking practice for when KG gets back

Hey, i've just discovered some chocolate in a cupboard. I mean, if someone is stupid enough to leave me all alone in house which has chocolate in it...

Isn't it your own house? Oh, dear...

Funny you should mention that, it is my house, hehehe.

I have an awful lot of empty wrappers here...

next time i come over all "professional" and "dedicated", can someone simply kidnap me???

that way, i wont be sitting at work at 7pm trying to track down yet another ****** problem in the software.

/me would like to try out this interesting idea i heard of once!
the software is properly tested *before* being given to the users, so i dont spend 4 solid days (and counting) running around like a blue assed fly trying to fix the monumental mess!

on reflection, if you are going to take me somewhere nice, like hawaii, stardock, the bahama's, a *really* good book shop, dont bother waiting, just kidnap me now!!!

feline: just kidnap me now!!!

I have a straightjacket ready and waiting, and it's just your size

/me picks up the straight jacket
/me warms the straight jacket in the microwave for 20 seconds on high
/me spreads cream and jam on the straight jacket
/me *eats* the straight jacket

*deep sigh* i needed that!
/me rolls over, and waves paws in the air

feline: feline rolls over, and waves paws in the air

/me thinks feline is after a tummy tickle!

***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE***

oooh!

/me has found a bouncy castle to play on!
/me ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE***

HELLO! Hello.... Hello....

/me shouts into the marathon thread but just finds an echo

Where is everybody?

Stop all that ruckus out there. Old Crab can't sleep with all that bellowing!

******Grand Raspberries To You All And To All Goodnite****
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*Yawn*

I know where feline is... http://upchucky.com/flash-cat-sense.html