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Msgboard Chatroom Marathon

Msgboard Chatroom Marathon

Honestly, I would go to IRC for this kind of stuff, but if any of you have been there recently, everyone seems to be...inactive. Sooooooooo, out of boredom, I'm turning a thread among this msgboard into a chat room, anyone care to join? =P.

It's Sunday night, and I'm bored out of my mind. There's much to do, but I'm too lazy to get around to do it. My boyfriend is busying trying to get Visual Studios to work so I can't talk to him on the phone....and we can't seem to talk over the phone anyways...it'll just be silence mostly.

New Semester started........so anyone alive out there to join Elffie in this chat marathon? =P

Let's try not to let this post hang for over 2 hours, hm? =P
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Reply #8151 Top
/me grapples with a titanic inner struggle!
this looks and smells like a trap!
but there is chocolate in there!!!

.................................

ahha! /me grabs the magic wand, and magics the chocolate out of the box, and into a small pile in front of me!!!

after all, desperate times call for desperate measures!

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Reply #8152 Top
I'm still here. Just having problems picking up my mail. I accidentally disconnected from the internet while connected to the mail server. Now when I try to connect it thinks I'm already connected so refuses connection. Does all that make sense? Anyway, the only solution is to wait for the mail server to reset, so I keep wandering off the check for a connection.

Now where was I...

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Reply #8153 Top
/me offers to place a naked and chocolate coated GM in fuzzy's lap, just so long as i am found innocent!

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Reply #8154 Top
FL: True.
Q: Are you a cat?
A: Yes
= you are guilty of being a cat, therefore not innocent.

Fuzzy Logic applies fuzzy logic




Reply #8155 Top
Fuzzy Logic - I'm still here. Just having problems picking up my mail.

/me finds fuzzy guilty of confusing the poor innocent server!
/me thinks fuzzy needs to be spanked for this!!!
*giggles*

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Reply #8156 Top
Feline: ahha! feline grabs the magic wand, and magics the chocolate out of the box, and into a small pile in front of me!!!

/me upends the giftwrapped box over feline, ties it shut with a sparkly bow to match his sparkly dress.... and gets ready for KGs birthday party. After all she has a rather ***SPECIAL*** present for KG!
Reply #8158 Top
feline offers to place a naked and chocolate coated GM in fuzzy's lap, just so long as i am found innocent

feline finds fuzzy guilty of confusing the poor innocent server!
feline thinks fuzzy needs to be spanked for this!!!

.....that's just the way a guilty cat thinks!
Reply #8159 Top
fuzzy: Now where was I...

Fuzzy... you were stripped naked, strapped to the massage table, coated in chocolate and mint sprinkles, awaiting the ticklefeathers... remember?
Reply #8160 Top
GM: Fuzzy... you were stripped naked, strapped to the massage table, coated in chocolate and mint sprinkles, awaiting the ticklefeathers... remember?

Must have missed all that. Can we do it again?

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Reply #8162 Top
/me points out that if someone will let me out of this box i can help in doing fuzzy!!!

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Reply #8163 Top
hmmm.... if I let feline out of the box, then KG will miss her ***SPECIAL*** birthday present.


Then again, fuzzy really needs ***DONE*** up good.

/me thinks a cat once caught is a cat that can be caught again! So..... she lets the box open with a stern warning..... this had better be good kitty kat...
Reply #8164 Top
feline points out that if someone will let me out of this box i can help in doing fuzzy!!!

Someone is going to 'do' me?



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Reply #8165 Top
FL: Someone is going to 'do' me?

No, someONE is not going to ***DO*** you. SomeONES are going to!
Reply #8166 Top
Oh no, the box is opening...

BOING! - the 'cat-in-the-box' bounces out

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Reply #8167 Top
/me winks at feline and wanders around behind fuzzy.....
Reply #8168 Top
/me wonders if England h as jack-in-the-box fastfood places?
Reply #8169 Top
goodmorphing wonders if England h as jack-in-the-box fastfood places

Hmmm, no. Unless you mean MacDonalds, you know, you open your BigMac and the whole thing jumps out of the box...

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Reply #8170 Top
NO it is like MDs but not quite. /me thinks that if you concentrate really, really hard you might be able to imagine it...














and not wonder what feline is up to!
Reply #8171 Top
/me sees the solution! hehe
with GM's help we get fuzzy into a new, and extra tight and string straight jacket!
next we use some straps to secure fuzzy's legs to his chest, so we have a ball shaped fuzzy, with a very exposed bottom!!!

now at the top of a tall pole /me fixes a string spring!
under the spring, there are 30 sets of chocolate spanking paddles! they are in a vertical column, and all attached to small strong spring!
GM and feline attach fuzzy to the top spring, and then secure the bottom of fuzzys straight jacket to the bottom of the pole!!!

now, once we pull fuzzy all the way up to the top and let him go, he will bounce up and down for hours!

on every down bounce, he will get 30 sets of spanks! and on every up bounce he will activate the chocolate dispenser, and get fed chocolate!!! /me hehehe!!!

/me releases fuzzy!!!!!
oooh, look at that!!!

oops, the springs are only good for one bounce!
we are going to have to keep on resetting fuzzy!
still, this means we can give fuzzy a good spank and tickle ourselves as we reset him!!!

see, now who feels like a jack in a box!!!

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Reply #8172 Top
/me notes that doesnt read how it sounded in my mind!
/me thinks i am more tired than i realised

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Reply #8173 Top
Sounds like one of OC's contraptions. That almost guarantees it not to work

Which reminds me. Has OC finished his construction I wonder, it's gone very quiet in the treehouse.

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Reply #8174 Top
Feline: with GM's help we get fuzzy into a new, and extra tight and string straight jacket!
next we use some straps to secure fuzzy's legs to his chest, so we have a ball shaped fuzzy, with a very exposed bottom!!!

/me points out that we can use the black leather one with sparkly sequins and that boa for support....

oops, gotta run
laters gaters
hugs
bye
Reply #8175 Top
=big yawn. Time for bed, 'ol fuzzy is getting tired. All that spanking and tickling is quite exhausting

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