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goodmorphing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are such a sweetheart!!!!

Today I got a package from you, and in it was a beautiful Hawaiian sarong!

Thank you so much! It's such a nice birthday present!

Did i miss your Birthday?

If i did then HAPPY BIRTHDAY

No, DM, you didn't miss it. It's on May 6th.
Thanks for wishing me a happy birthday, though!

Happy Birthday To KarmaGirl on the 6th of May. There I didn''t miss it, so don''t yell at the Old Crab for missing it in the future. OC now returns to his contraption fiddling and building program. DO NOT DISTURB! That goes out to all the DENIZENS of the Chocolate Planet. Especially the ones'' playing about in the Purple Mushroom Patch. I spied those shenanigans going on last night! >
Hey! The update thread thingie works!
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OH! I am glad you like it, KG. It is just the thing to wear at the chocuzzi!

...maybe if we are lucky we will finally see that bellybutton ring!

OH! You are right! It *will* be great to wear at the chocuzzi!

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OC: playing about in the Purple Mushroom Patch.

(/me uses own quotes feature)

Which patch is this?

/me prefers magic mushrooms to purple mushrooms... is the patch purple or is it...wow...groovy man...

yes, the "wow...groovy man" mushrooms are the best!

@ mooshoo... That must have taken some time figuring out!

/me has been reading about how best to wear a Hawaiian sarong *giggles*

it seems one recommended way is to have it hanging down your body, for maximum cover. so, you have it upright, and wrap it around your body, just under your arm pits, so it hangs all the way down to your ankles!

the only slight problem was that in the picture, it wasn't quite long enough to go all the way around the person, so there was this two inch wide gap all the way down the front! right in the middle, where it was really obvious!!!

not only that, the person had to use one hand to hold it up!!!

/me considers JavaBean doing this! *considers deeply*
actually, this means we would get a lovely view of her belly button ring!
and with only one hand free, it would be far easier to spank her and get away with it!

feline has been reading about how best to wear a Hawaiian sarong *giggles*


/me points out that while you are at the beach and you want a picnic, you only have to pull it one little pull to have a tablecloth! Or you can gather shells and carry them, or coconuts. OR you can roll it up and spank naughty felines along the way!

Old Crab - The Treehouse door creaks open. The Old Crab furtivly glances about. Then whips out his toolbox and starts too once again build a new and improved contraption, behind closed curtains of course, so that the denizens of the Chocolate Planet and Fantasyland Forest can' see what he's up too. Hammer, saw, ouch.

/me photocopies some signs!
there! 300 should be enough
/me puts up the signs all around OC's tree house!
/me is really happy with these signs.

***************************
due to the health and safety directives
all people using tools must first be
covered in chocolate, and then checked
for ticklish spots!

OC is required to report for his
examination as soon as possible
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goodmorphing - OR you can roll it up and spank naughty felines along the way!

/me is VERY glad that i am a good feline, not a naughty feline!
/me *big sigh of relief*

'sign' OC is required to report for his
examination as soon as possible


***ALL RIGHT!!!**** /me grabs her camera and runs down to the examination site!

feline is VERY glad that i am a good feline, not a naughty feline!

Trying to look innocent will only get you spanked more

feline is VERY glad that i am a good feline, not a naughty feline!
feline *big sigh of relief*

Feline, I see, is in a quandry..... either he is a ***GOOD*** feline and deserves lots of spanks. OR he is a ***BAD*** feline and deserves a big sarong spank. OR he is a ***GOOD feline***, in which case he should demonstrate what skill it is that qualifies him as ***GOOD***.

/me ***RASPBERRY***

/me decides we need to change the topic away from spanking innocent cats!!!

/me points out that if someone were to give JavaBeans sarong a quick tug, it would fall off, leaving her naked!!!

FL: Trying to look innocent will only get you spanked more

/me points out that even fuzzy see's feline's quandry. And since it is two against one, then feline is in for a whole series of ***Fines***

feline decides we need to change the topic away from spanking innocent cats!!!


/me knows that there is no such thing as an innocent cat...

time for plan B:

Admin KarmaGirl - goodmorphing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Admin KarmaGirl - You are such a sweetheart!!!!

/me thinks we need to organise a party for GM!
so, since GM is going to be the guest of honor, and it is nearly JavaBean's birthday, it can be a long party, and also celebrate JavaBean!

so, what presents to get GM and JavaBean?

feline: so, what presents to get GM and JavaBean?

speaking of present.... where did that fuzzy logic go? He was just here a second ago.

feline: so, what presents to get GM and JavaBean?

/me drags in an open giftwrapped box with chocolate tidbits in the bottom.... ***oh feline??? LOOKIE, some chocolate!"

goodmorphing knows that there is no such thing as an innocent cat...

True.
Q: Are you a cat?
A: Yes
= you are guilty of being a cat, therefore not innocent.

/me applies fuzzy logic