hehe.. you mean something like a rumba? All that wiggling - good for the figure

feline: *leonine* puts on her best innocent expression what to do about this???

Hey - don't you think that if /I/ had any idea, I'd be stuck in that situation? (Of course, it's been awhile now, watch the poor feline merely go 'what situation?')

(Yes they need a search function here!)

feline: *leonine* adjusts the front of my little black dress, to show a bit more cleavage to kthxbye
i am NOT letting a gentleman go, they are far to precious so, while you are distracted by the sight of my cleavage, i handcuff your right wrist to my left wrist!

/me makes sure not to look -too- pointedly. It wouldn't be... ahem... gentlemanly (unfortunately. ^_^)
Eeeep! But - handcuffed!? What do you... oh, no... wait... this doesn't seem too bad either! Pardon me while I affect a nice innocent expression now. I guess I'm stuck here, huh?

feline: *dracoform* points out that if you are lucky, you can spank leonine later
*leonine* throws a cushion at dracoform

Ack! Next time don't throw with the hand that's handcuffed to me!! Noted though - hmmm, I'll have to keep that in mind, but I guess I can't outwardly acknowledge that... again, for fear it might not be gentlemanly!

Fuzzy Logic - hehe.. you mean something like a rumba? All that wiggling - good for the figure

/me consults my vast knowledge of dancing....
well, that didnt take long *giggles*

and my dictionary didnt help much either

rumba = A ballroom dance based on the Cuban folk dance

i think we are going to need a demonstration

oh, and if all that wiggling overwhelms my self restraint, and i have to start tickling and spanking your wiggling bottom, well, you might as well enjoy it *giggles*

Arrr, you land-lubbers. It be the Cap'n 'ere. Anyone 'o you scurvy lot not been keel-hauled yet? Arrr, you'll be walking the spank...err..I mean plank before the sun reaches the yardarm if I don't get me wenches to play with.

Who let him in? Dang pirates...

Rumba. Lets start with one of the basic steps, the cucaracha (lots of hip movement here...)

Cucaracha: (Arthur Murray syllabus we call this Second Position Break). Left foot cucaracha will be: Step 1, left foot to side, Step 2. transfer weight back to right foot, Step 3. close left foot to right foot.You can do right foot cucaracha starting with right foot to side. Cucaracha movement has many variations. The side cucaracha is the most basic form. I would like to emphazsize the following points.
There is partial weight (80-90 %?) on step 1
This step is slightly outside the body (wider).
The heel of the supporting foot should not release much
There is a pronounced fig 8 motion of the hip which results in swivelling of feet

Straight out of the book... Personally I prefer to do the cucaracha syncopated 'cause you can get lots more wiggle in...

kthxbye - Hey - don't you think that if /I/ had any idea, I'd be stuck in that situation? (Of course, it's been awhile now, watch the poor feline merely go 'what situation?')

/me *pout*
/me asks leonine to spank kthxbye for me
i can quite clearly remember the situation! i suspect i am one of the few "individuals" here who has most of this thread on tap in their memories!

*leonine* *blush* *looks all shy and retiring
*leonine* agrees that feline as a good point
*leonine* sets to work with my free arm and my tail
*leonine* ***TICKLE*** ***SPANK*** ***HUG*** *RASPBERRY*


kthxbye - (Yes they need a search function here!)

oh, so true
perhaps next time T-Man is sitting around with nothing to do, he could look into this?
/me giggles at the thought of T-Man sitting around with nothing to do


*leonine* adjusts the front of my little black dress, to show a bit more cleavage to kthxbye

kthxbye makes sure not to look -too- pointedly. It wouldn't be... ahem... gentlemanly (unfortunately. ^_^)
kthxbye - Eeeep! But - handcuffed!? What do you... oh, no... wait... this doesn't seem too bad either! Pardon me while I affect a nice innocent expression now. I guess I'm stuck here, huh?

*leonine* whispers in kthxbye's ear "it is ok to look, especially here". anyway, so long as your motives are pure, it is amazing what we will let you get away with, especially when we are busy encouraging you


feline: *dracoform* points out that if you are lucky, you can spank leonine later
*leonine* throws a cushion at dracoform

kthxbye - Ack! Next time don't throw with the hand that's handcuffed to me!! Noted though - hmmm, I'll have to keep that in mind, but I guess I can't outwardly acknowledge that... again, for fear it might not be gentlemanly!

/me suggests you don't worry to much about appearing gentlemanly
just look at some of the thinks fuzzy wuzzy does to the ladies around here, and they recently promoted him!

what matters is that you are pure of heart, and just want to make everyone happy

anyway, if leonine didn't want to let you spank her, you would never get the chance. there is dragon in her ancestry you know

Dark Mist -

looks like we have a volunteer to help fuzzy with all his equipment! *giggles*

feline: just look at some of the thinks fuzzy wuzzy does to the ladies around here, and they recently promoted him

You have to know what to do and to whom Ladies have to be treated the right way - tickle, spank, tickle, chocolate, in that order.

/me says it's a wise man who feeds ladies lots of chocolate...

Fuzzy Logic - Rumba. Lets start with one of the basic steps, the cucaracha (lots of hip movement here...)

/me snuggles up to fuzzy
/me reaches round, and grabs hold of fuzzys buttocks with both hands

is this a good way to start?
/me *open and innocent expression*
/me *radiates pure innocence*

i seem to have walked in at a bad time......i'll just slowly retreat

Be careful what you wish for regarding my equipment. I was about to practise with my equipment on GM, but GM hasn't been seen since Volunteers aren't supposed to run off (especially when they are fastened down with leather straps...)

feline snuggles up to fuzzy
feline reaches round, and grabs hold of fuzzys buttocks with both hands

is this a good way to start?
feline *open and innocent expression*
feline *radiates pure innocence*

Not quite a rumba, this kind of dance usually comes later in the evening...

Fuzzy Logic - Not quite a rumba, this kind of dance usually comes later in the evening...

/me thinks we should spank fuzzy for trying to lead innocent little me astray!

feline thinks we should spank fuzzy for trying to lead innocent little me astray!

/me had no idea feline was a stray...

We must do something about this. We can't have strays wandering about tickling who knows what.

/me makes use of all these straps and chains to make sure feline is not a stray anymore but is properly secured.

hmmmm....a relaxing massage from werewolf followed by a dance lesson from fuzzy and a good spanking of feline and GM! That sounds like a good way to start Monday! Then, we can all go skinny dipping in the coffee lake!

Skinny dipping in a coffee lake?

/me doesn't take much convincing...*SPLASH!*

/me starts constructing the coffee slide for the coffee lake (this should be fun)....

This coffee lake is kinda lonely *splash, splash* No-one to play with...

jeez...Fuzzy has been all over the message boards today, being really very helpfull. Good job sir.

JavaBrain: I'll give it to you

forget that post...had a attack of stupid

werewolf: jeez...Fuzzy has been all over the message boards today, being really very helpfull. Good job sir.

Most kind. Just doing my bit

/me is done constructing her slide

watch out, Fuzzy, I'm about to make a big splash in the coffee lake!