Elfkura

Msgboard Chatroom Marathon

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Msgboard Chatroom Marathon

January 27, 2002 10:17 PM from

Honestly, I would go to IRC for this kind of stuff, but if any of you have been there recently, everyone seems to be...inactive. Sooooooooo, out of boredom, I'm turning a thread among this msgboard into a chat room, anyone care to join? =P.

It's Sunday night, and I'm bored out of my mind. There's much to do, but I'm too lazy to get around to do it. My boyfriend is busying trying to get Visual Studios to work so I can't talk to him on the phone....and we can't seem to talk over the phone anyways...it'll just be silence mostly.

New Semester started........so anyone alive out there to join Elffie in this chat marathon? =P

Let's try not to let this post hang for over 2 hours, hm? =P

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Reply #6801 March 15, 2003 3:37 PM from

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feline: in my defense, how am i supposed to have noticed? after all, it isnt as the title in front of all my posts changed now is it?

Neither did ours - you have to change the title yourself

Sounds like someone making excuses for being asleep.

/me wonders on whose lap???

Reply #6802 March 15, 2003 3:42 PM from

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Fuzzy Logic - Sounds like someone making excuses for being asleep.

Fuzzy Logic wonders on whose lap???

it isnt an excuse, it is a logical reason to support rule 23.

if you dont remember, rule 23 = feline is always right

Reply #6803 March 15, 2003 3:43 PM from

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as for who's lap, well, that is for me to know, and for you to wonder about

*RASPBERRY*

Reply #6804 March 15, 2003 3:45 PM from

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Fuzzy Logic thinks feline needs a good spanking for being so naughty...and stealing my plan...

oooh!
you know just what to say to a lady dont you?

Reply #6805 March 15, 2003 3:48 PM from

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Actually my plan involved massage with liquid chocolate but there's no need for KG to know about that just yet

Reply #6806 March 15, 2003 3:49 PM from

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...now, since this is going to be a gift, i think we are going to need to use LOTS of wrapping paper, and ribbon! actually, since it is nearly fuzzy's birthday, posting fuzzy's brain to GM in hawaii sounds like a good idea for a birthday present for fuzzy!!!

Fuzzy Logic - Though this sounds quite reasonable...

outstanding!
now, if you will just lie down here, it will take a little while to apply the 2.7 miles of pink ribbon, and all the wrapping paper!

Reply #6807 March 15, 2003 3:49 PM from

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Don't forget rule No 7: If it moves, tickle it, if it doesn't move, spank it...

Reply #6808 March 15, 2003 3:51 PM from

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feline: now, if you will just lie down here, it will take a little while to apply the 2.7 miles of pink ribbon, and all the wrapping paper

Erm, where's the postage stamp going...

Reply #6809 March 15, 2003 3:55 PM from

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Fuzzy Logic - Actually my plan involved massage with liquid chocolate but there's no need for KG to know about that just yet

ah, well, that is where my plan was better

i was going to ask which massage oil JavaBean wanted me to use. the choices are:
* dark chocolate syrup
* melted chocolate
* mint chocolate ice cream
* coffee lecure
* all of the above

Reply #6810 March 15, 2003 3:57 PM from

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What about raspberry ripple

Reply #6811 March 15, 2003 4:00 PM from

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Mmmm, that reminds me. I have three creme eggs here to devour, hehehehehe....

/me goes away to be very very naughty

Reply #6812 March 15, 2003 4:06 PM from

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Fuzzy Logic - Don't forget rule No 7: If it moves, tickle it, if it doesn't move, spank it...

/me *SIGH*
/me spreads fuzzy logic out across GM's lap
/me ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK***
fuzzy, are you paying attension yet?
/me ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK***
/me ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE***
you are? good.

/me ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK***

as i told you before, rule 7 is actually:

If it moves, tickle it, if it doesn't move, spank it until it moves, then tickle it

/me ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK***
/me ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE***

Reply #6813 March 15, 2003 4:08 PM from

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Fuzzy Logic - What about raspberry ripple

only if you ask very nicely

Reply #6814 March 15, 2003 4:10 PM from

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Fuzzy Logic - Erm, where's the postage stamp going...

on the outside of course! there is going to be LOTS of outside by the time i have finished wrapping you!!!

Reply #6815 March 15, 2003 4:33 PM from

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/me ***YIKES***

I am outnumbered!

/me quotes feline quoting elf.... JourneyMen and JourneyWomen are here to help and service the admins

/me wonders if the logical conclusion of that means MasterAprentices serve the Journey Persons????

***SIGH***

/me thinks she sees a solution! Yes, DRUGS and SLAVES.

/me lines up an entire row of massage tables and places the drugs http://www.haroldsplanet.com/animations/toomuchchocolate.htm at one end and the slaves http://www.haroldsplanet.com/animations/footmassage.htm at the other end.

Now if you all just strip down, step up to your table and relax ...

Oh, don't mind the straps they are to keep you from falling should you get too contented.

/me

reminds everyone to leave their titles in her office.....

/me

considers putting in a request to KG for her very own citizen...

Reply #6816 March 15, 2003 5:13 PM from

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goodmorphing wonders if the logical conclusion of that means MasterAprentices serve the Journey Persons???

I see you have the right idea. We'll make a slave of you yet

/me looks forward to a massage, sigh...

Reply #6817 March 15, 2003 5:18 PM from

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fuzzy, i did say that if you would just stip naked and lie down on the padded table...

*hint* *hint*

Reply #6818 March 15, 2003 5:22 PM from

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Hmmm, four paws might be useful...on the other hand, it also means two pairs of handcuffs...

Reply #6819 March 15, 2003 5:24 PM from

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I thought I locked up my equipment room....

Reply #6820 March 15, 2003 5:29 PM from

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Straps, handcuffs, chains and odd shaped leather implements - gives a whole new meaning to the word 'equipment'

Reply #6821 March 15, 2003 5:32 PM from

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I never claimed to have the norms

Reply #6822 March 15, 2003 5:35 PM from

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/me understands most equipment, but one or two things require a demo

Reply #6823 March 15, 2003 5:39 PM from

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I am sure feline will be more than happen to demostrate how they are used

Reply #6824 March 15, 2003 5:39 PM from

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I am sure feline will be more than happy to demostrate how they are used

Reply #6825 March 15, 2003 5:47 PM from

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Excellent idea! I will strap feline down immediately and begin testing!

/me apologises in advance if some of the equipment is misused

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