yeah, and that's definitely enough nudeness for everyone. He sits in the channel naked too...

no, no one should be allowed to wonder around naked.... we don't want a lawsuit from parents who have 11 year olds surfing this board....

Psst... you guys know that no one can actually see you, right?

Elfkura - Yup, my best friend says I'm like a cat, my behaviour resembles a cat, and everything I do reminds him of a cat....

/me considers the set (Elf union Cat)
/me further considers that set (Elf union Cat) is nearly the same as the set (Elf intersection Cat)
/me considers the inherant paradox of Elfkura
/me appreatiates the irony that Elf has at the core the same paradox as Feline

as for the features of a cat, the basic ones are obvious, and deeply flattering:
* graceful movement
* cute and cuddly
* knowledge beyond the ken of humans

but how can both you and i be what we are on the surface, yet at the same time be what we are in the depths?

well, on the plus side at least i have something to do for the next few million years. it is good to have a project. i *will* fathom the full range of myself, even if it does take the lifetime of several universes.

Glen Eric Reed - Psst... you guys know that no one can actually see you, right?

/me wonders if now is a good time to mention the cameras?

Elfkura - licking myself..... Glen, there are so many wrong ways that can go, you know that? =P. I don't lick myself =P

/me confused *= 5

what is wrong with licking bits of yourself? it is a good way to clean a wound if it is bleading, and you can reach it, eg on fingers.

/me not see what is wrong with this
/me thinks you are using a different mental map
/me wonders if i should start selling postcards of my mental map
if i sold them via here, what percentage should i donate to wincustomize?

JavaBrain - Well, Glenn Eric Reed, you will be happy to know that I fell off the wagon.... I am back to my old coffee drinking ways....

/me *concern*
you said that you had been forced to cut back on coffee for heath reasons. you are not doing something you realy shouldnt are you?

i dont want to see you disapear from here due to health issues. that would be sad, especially if you are able to cut back at least some of the time, making this preventable.

Glen Eric Reed - Surprised you haven't noticed my predilection for going off on tangents. I'm the king of the nonsequitur. Actually, it took some convincing to get Doreen to realize I wasn't you, over on LotsOfSkins. And that's a compliment, right?

you go off on tangents? i handnt really noticed to be honest. i thought that disussions were supposed to be multithreadded.

i suppose this must make me the goddess of nonsequitur's
bow at my alter, mere mortals!

/me pleased that Dorren remembers me
you seem quite different to me to me. but the i suppose Doreen hasnt fathomed me quite yet, so perhaps the differences are not quite so obvious

Elfkura - Has anyone ever thought of breast reduction?

/me has mixed views on cosmetic surgery
i remember being a me who had proper body control. a proper form flows and ebbs with the mind and soul of the individual. human bodies dont do that.

so in that sence surgery makes sence, since it is a way of making up for what is missing.

however, it is the other side that i am less happy with. it seems that often people want to change their bodies because of what others think of them as much as how they want to look them selves.

i wish that individuals were be free'er to be them selves. judging someone on the form and shape of their body hardly seems correct. yet this is how humans seem to function. i am aware of a part of me that does the same thing. it looks at humans not as people, but as bodies. but people are far more than their bodies.

if you want to change your body to reflect more acurately who you are, then this sounds good, and hopefully you will be happy with the result.

if you want to change your body so that people with think better of you, then i suppose the question becomes will it work, and will you like the response?

of course there is one other problem to tackle. when ever i have been to hopsital the food has always been horible, so perhaps it is better to avoid being there very long?

In a voice full of foreboding and doom: The net sees everyone and knows most of you are naked...I _am_ the ...net ....(returns to the woodwork)

hmm, I love licking my wounds, makes it stop itching and hurting all at once

No, no, I'm serious

juni, is it really possible to get a voice full of foreboding and doom from a turtle??

feline, just remember, I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

/me kicks Edgar Allan Poe

hmmm...everyone sitting around naked in this thread....I think we should at least have to wear thongs as a minimum. If you are completely naked, you will stick to your leather chair...of course, the thong probably won't help.....

juni - In a voice full of foreboding and doom:

/me feels all goosbumbpy
/me thinks it tickles

juni - The net sees everyone and knows most of you are naked...I _am_ the ...net ....(returns to the woodwork)

/me wonders if a furry cat can be said to be naked
anyway, the net doesnt see me, it just sees the shell around me

Elfkura - hmm, I love licking my wounds, makes it stop itching and hurting all at once

makes sence to me
and you get the interesting taste of any of your own blood that may be present

Glen Eric Reed - is it really possible to get a voice full of foreboding and doom from a turtle??

just remember that turles have a hard shell. so if you pull your head a very long way back in you can get a lovely resonant cavity, which will give you a nice deep and booming voice

Glen Eric Reed - just remember, I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

/me looks at this sideways

memcmp(&glen, &feline, sizeof(cat) * 3.5) != 0

dont worry though, for i have been developing a set of devopment exercices to train up humans for years now. the first steps invove learning how to look cure and endearing, while convincing people to give you a belly rub.

JavaBrain - If you are completely naked, you will stick to your leather chair

if you promise not to spill coffee on it, i can probably make room for you on the Elf rug. due to its furry surface you dont stick to it, which is nice

/me wants a message number counter on the message thread
i have just noticed that the posting above was number 666, which was quite amusing.

if i had known i would have thought of a more apt message *sigh*

I think I figured out how this thread got so long ... feline keeps doing 5 or 6 posts in a row And frankly, I already look "cure and endearing." Not so sure about the belly rub thing. I know my cat doesn't like them, at any rate, favoring head rubs instead.

And it's just sick that you've made an Elf rug. I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate a cat rug.

/me looks hurt and upset
*i* didnt make an Elf rug. the rug has a long and venerable history, which i managed to wander into the middle of.

people did say that you shouldnt go down into the basement (where crae lives), but i never was very good with rules like that. and anyway, i was curious.

the rug dates back to one of the meetings Elf had with the large Crea bear. during the ensuing months of entertainment i managed to get squashed into a gooey mess on more than one occasion, Elf's tree top bed got a little torn (unexpected dragon damage), ect. well, i think you probably get the idea.

as far as i can tell the rug is mainly made out of the content of Elf's rucksack that got a bit shreaded during the origional encounter. hardly comparable to having a full grown tree dropped on you, i can tell you!

well, being a cat, i concluded that it must be a cat bed. given that i concluded the same thing about crae, this quite understandable really

as for a cat rug, what do you think we do will all the hair balls? anyway, that is a minor point.

/me still remembers that birthday when dracoform cut off my head

admitadly i had made an inaptropriate assuption (for which i did eventually appologise). but i do feel the trick with the fire-sword was uncalled for. several of the guests got most up set at the way i kept on talking with this big gap in my neck. however, dracoform was willing to admit (after the event) that the blodd flows without veins across the gap were quite attractive.

you just need to look at these things in proper perpective. anyway, Elf is very proud of the Elf rug, and also quite posesive of it.

/me *likes* proper photocopiers

Glen Eric Reed - I think I figured out how this thread got so long

it is called doreenitus
i think it may be contatgious.
i did once get a little carried away in the romance thread, where i prodoced about 50% of all the posts. since that thread ran to about 340 posts that was quite a lot

/me wonders why you have taken so long to notice

as for belly rubs, cats only let certain people provide them

Feline- i have just noticed that the posting above was number 666, which was quite amusing.


I think talking about sitting on the Elf rug wearing nothing but thongs probably was good enough for the 666 post

Talking about thongs, it's my 6th anniversary with my hubby tomorrow. I haven't killed him yet, so I guess things are going OK!

feline, I'm just having trouble keeping up with you now. It's been a long week :-/ I'll say this much, though -- if my cat liked belly rubs, he'd let me provide them. Maybe it's just that he doesn't have the usual amount of padding that cats tend to have in the belly area, so the belly rub thing just doesn't appeal to him as much. Usually he's pretty content following me from room to room and meowing anyway.

And congrats on the anniversary, Java!

at the rate feline is going we should be at 1000 post in no time! hehe

Happy anniversary Java!

i have just watched the tomb raider movie.

now i am wondering if i am the only one to have noticed the interesting meta-physical parallel between the physical manifistation of time (as the little girl) and the vorlons?

/me is debating the nature of the first comment on this question

way to go JavaBrain