Old Crabs Treehouse door creaks open. My my, Oh my, he thinks. The last four pages were really, really, out in left field. If someone other than a regular visitor read those pages that visitor may call the loon squad. However, seeing that it's just an Old Crab gawking at you all go ahead and play. However I'm heading back inside to plan something. What? Dunno. >

JamMeister33 just finished reading "Night Watch" by Terry Pratchett and in MHO, it was the best book that he has ever written...

/me liked the book, but i didnt think it was as funny as some of the others

And guess what?.......... JamMeister33 has read (and owns) every single one of them.......

so?
/me has two different copies of Good Omens. there are differences between the hardback and the paperback version

Old Crabs Treehouse door creaks open. My my, Oh my, he thinks. The last four pages were really, really, out in left field.

/me *innocent expression number 35*
i would like to point out, for the record, it was OC who created the chocolate wrestling pool
leonine was simply pointing out, quite reasonably, that there is no reason why it has to be naked ladies wresting in there...


Old Crab - If someone other than a regular visitor read those pages that visitor may call the loon squad. However, seeing that it's just an Old Crab gawking at you all go ahead and play. However I'm heading back inside to plan something. What? Dunno.

does this mean we get irregular visitors? they sound like fun
as for the loon squad, why??? after all, what is wrong with a bit of philosophical debate now and then?

Straight jackets are fun.. It would be better if they were chocolate.

/me peeks in.

Look! i'm posting in the chatroom marathon! Don't let Elfkura see.

Uhm... wait, now that I'm here - I don't have anything to say.

/me wakes up from his nap.

Man, I must of got hit in the head or something. Things are coming back to me. What am I doing at OC's place laying under some chocolate toadstolls?

/me walks over to the hershey kiss tent. He sees fur, shaving cream, and chocolate everywhere.

I don't think I want to know what went on here.

/me walks around to see if he can find anybody.

feline liked the book, but i didnt think it was as funny as some of the others

/me says, Na na na na na......

feline has two different copies of Good Omens. there are differences between the hardback and the paperback version

/me says, mine are all hard back copies and besides... Na na na na na.....

kthxbye peeks in.

/me is happy to see new friends visiting

kthxbye - Look! i'm posting in the chatroom marathon! Don't let Elfkura see.

/me offers to hide you
/me considers asking why you dont want elf to see you are posting here
perhaps this is due to one of those things that go on outside of the chocolate planet?

kthxbye - Uhm... wait, now that I'm here - I don't have anything to say.

so? you could settle down in a comfortable spot and wait for the "welcome back fuzzy" party to start

as for things to say, there are a range of topics i am happy to have a discussion on, if you have the time and interest. they include, but arent limited two:
* fashon trends in ball gowns, with special reference to ones leonine can run very quickly in! just in case
* new and creative ways to tickle fuzzy logic. after all, we need to make sure it is really him when he returns, and also we need to show him that we have missed him
* the nature of life
* the ultimate nature of truth
* why do work have a boolean with three values, {yes, no, maybee} ?
* when showering someone special in chocolate coated rose petals, what colour should the rose petals be?
* is it ethical for a cat to get a tummy rub from more than one human at the same time, if the humans arent married?

if none of those topics grab your fancy, how about chemistry? physics? laser physics? computers? applied HUGS?

JamMeister33 says, mine are all hard back copies and besides... Na na na na na.....

now i am interested!
i wasnt aware that it was possible to get the earlier books in hardback!

several of mine are paperback, since that is all i was able to find, most notably Moving Pictures and Sorcery. i prefer the hardback versions, since they are nicer for re-reading many times over.

as for "na na na", if you keep on like that, i might be forced to blow raspberry's at you!!!

I belong to the Science Fiction Book club, and I started collecting Terry Pratchett's books from the very first one..
All of their books are hard back editions...
Glad to see that many other people are fans also...

ahhh, kthxbye, nice to see you've joined us again

Please, keep returning, we enjoy your presense

The Treehouse door creaks open. Old Crab is pulling all his tools and blueprints out once again. Another tent goes up with "KEEP OUT!" signs plastered all over it. OC starts tinkering and banging around. Oh drat! Forgot to get some ____
and some ____. Will return to start again tommorrow nite. Goodnite all and don't let the terrorist bite. >

/me nibbles the "KEEP OUT" signs, on the off chance they are sweeties

/me wanders into the tent, and settles down on a pile of building materials to watch further developments

/me unleashes hordes of marauding and fiendish leprechauns to stash pots of gold foil wrapped chocolate coins all over Old Crab's treehouse, wine cellar, and every nook and cranny available to them.... HA, HA...

Oh behave you all. You'll see more than enough soon enough. After rousting feline out Old Crab hurries along with his new project. Deliveries are being made by Trolls Inc. and Jawas Supply. Soon three huge hot air ballons rise from behind the fence and slowly begin to rise above the Fantasyland forest and up into the upper atomosphere of the Chocolate Planet itself. Beneath the ballons are what look like huge bombs. After ascending for awhile the hot air ballons loose their bombs of.............molasses, honey, and chocolate syrup. Next they begin dropping tons and tons of .......feather, goose down, ostrich feathers, and Peacock feathers. Old Crab watchs from his Treehouse doorway now as JM33, feline, GM, Javabean, Elfkura, Jafo, and the rest of the gang at WC are covered by the goo and feathers and as they try and clean themselves they end up TICKLING themselves senseless. Old Crab now retreats to his Drawing Board Of Silliness to plan once again another escapade; after clearing out some of those damned leprechauns of course. >

Ding Dang leprechauns teleported themselves out of harm's way and left /me
here covered in goo and feathers.....

/me considers this new and interesting development
/me thinks the *BEST* place to consider this from would be someone's lap.....
/me considers the firmly locked door of OC's tree house

*dracoform* returns from consulting felines book case
*dracoform* points out the book "The Cat Who Walks Through Walls" by Robert A. Heinlein

/me *innocent expression number 37*
/me rolls around in several LARGE piles of extra tickly feathers on the way to the tree house

*leonine* hands feline a small pouch of extra strong tickle powder!

/me saunters up to the wall of OC's tree house
/me calls upon the powers of morphic resonance
/me passes straight through the solid wall, and heads first for OC's bed, before OC realises i am inside
/me deposits ALL of leonine's gift all over OC's bed, under the covers
/me ***content PURRRRR***
/me discovers a chorculing OC sitting in his rocking chair
/me *LEAP*
/me starts making a cat bed in OC's lap, pretending i dont realize just HOW ticklish this is!!!

Ahahahahaha, elves aren't known to be in a mess or have a mess around them. They aren't known for making fools of themselves

Sorry that I haven't posted much lately. Been really busy at work and haven't had much time.

Thank you, Feline, for checking in on me, though. I appreciate it
/me gives Feline a big hug

Seems I am now covered in goo and feathers and I don't know why.....hmmmm....you never know what is going to happen when you're not looking

/me *melts into a happy puddle*
/me *HUGS* JavaBean right back

as for the goo and feathers, i think they make you look all cute and playful also, they help to protect your modesty, since some wicked person seems to have run off with your clothes again! *innocent expression number 29*

/me hopes OC isn't to furry

it is just that i was thinking that i should do something to help show my appreciation for all the chocolate goodies you showered upon us!

i will be posting my next letter to fuzzy tomorrow morning (on the way to work), but it wouldn't be a bad idea to test the device i have told him about before he arrives.

fuzzy was concerned about getting enough electrical energy to power the *HUG* and *TICKLE* laser! i have worked out that 8 amber rods rubbed across his fuzzy bottom should do the trick, and generate ample static electricity

however, i need to test the rod moving mechanism. despite appearances it isn't really an 8 armed spanking machine! honest! *innocent expression number 36*

/me starts looking around for OC, while the large tarpaulin next to me starts to vibrate and shudder as the machine warms up

you know, it would be terrible of OC was to fuzzy! just think, all those little sparks of static electricity tickling him all over!!!

I don't usually do this on a msgboard.

4361 Wheeler QB209
Houston, TX 77004

It's a good thing that's not a permanent address, just for this semester

Hmmm.......OC sees another Couger High grad is being produced. Hope things have changed a bit since he graduated....oh, so long ago. Anyway, watch out for the food in the student center it's horrible. The best book stores are off campus, can't remember where. (Old age is setting in). What, who said that!?!
OC is drafting a plan now. After once again feline proofing his property. Tum te tum, dum de dum, ....OC is thinking now? The gears are churning, the gizmos whirring. >

Elf, I don't think too many people will be seeing it concidering that it's in the biggest Thread here. I don't think I'm going to travel from PA to TX just to see you. (Don't take that the wrong way ) , that would be like a week vacation or something.