Old Crab has already come up with an idea. It involves a big fenced in area by his Treehouse.

I love sashimi

Old Crab is now pulling down the fence to reveal a huge tent in the shape of a large Hershey's kiss. The Hershey's Kiss tent is for when Fuzzy's return party. OC has provided most of the goodies and expects the others of the Fantasyland thread to provide other merriments also. OC has vats of Jelly Bellies (all flavors) and a roasted who-beast. The Keeblers have worked long and hard on a giant heart shaped Chocolate cookie to be shared by all. To toast Fuzzy's return we'll have 10 kegs of Chocolate Ale and 7 barrels of Cocoa wine. Into the middle of the tent is placed a giant ottoman for Fuzzy to sit on while he watchs all the shenanigans. OC will allow the women folk to wear chocolate bikinis and a small chocolate wrestling pit. However, remember that Fuzzy will not be allowed to particate due to his delicate condition. Everyone is invited (even building inspectors). Its up to everyone to provide some sort of returning gift for Fuzzy. Keep it simple. No 25" HDTV's. 20" HDTV's are quite adequite.

'adequate'....

/me wanders into OC's tent for a look around

/me feels i should make sure that the jelly bellies are of a suitable standard for fuzzy

/me ***munch*** ***munch*** ***munch*** ***munch***

/me eye's up the giant ottoman

looks like a cat bed to me!

/me *curls up for a rest*

/me keeps one eye open so as to watch for any women in the chocolate wrestling pit looking like they are in need of saving

Feline...That's a great idea, and OC's tent should be perfect. A hershey's kiss shaped tent, from the inside, could act as the collector to focus the *** HUG AND TICKLE *** beam. Once critical mass has been achieved, all the excited particles would then be spread out amongst everyone under the 'dome'. It would cause a totally hug and tickle meltdown, which would disrobe the chocolate covered folks, causing even further excitation and the process would begin anew. Hmmmm...this could, in theory, start a chain reaction which could get completely out of control. GREAT!!!! Let's get all set up for Fuzzy's return.

Hula dancing chocolate covered cheerleaders?

sounds like a new candy treat

it's on special... go raid feline's camp

being plural might come in handy for a raid!

diversion and stirke all in one(s)

/me floats a thread in honor of fuzzy.....


.....toooooooooo tired to do anything much else..... been rearranging stuffs, hiding my life away again 'til I get sis on her own.....

On the bright side I took AOL (still free for a lot of months from buying the computer) off my comp... just gotta tell them.


/me goes to stand in front of feline's Hug and Tickle laser... just to test it out for fuzzy, you know......

To Jafo: ***thbbitt*** (insert of crab). >

/me snaps out of his trance

He wonders where he is and what is he doing. What time is it? What day is it? O'No, who am I?

/me walks South-west to see if he runs into anybody or anything.

/me thinks this world has too much stress... Fuzzy and WOM show it in their hearts, Feline has headache now...

/me 's stress just makes me a little .... crazy...

/me stands twirling in front of the Hug and Tickle laser since it's so lonely in here it echos....

Listen! Chocolate echos .... coming out of my 'fridge... shhhhhhh

/me leans in close and hears a loud whisper...

****SEIZE THE CHOCOLATE**** ****CARPE CHOCOLATUM*****

/me isn't feeling too well either....

I've been having a lot of migrains lately, and I don't know if it's stress or what.

If you catch a migraine fast enough, you can nip it with a cortozone shot....

The Treehouse door once again creaks open in sadness. WOM has had a heart attack. OC pulls and pushs yet again a great futon into the Hershey Kiss Tent for the return of WOM. On the return of Fuzzy and WOM the games of merriment and mirth will begin. And not before. OC now sadly returns to his Treehouse and in the doorway turns and shakes a great claw and all illnesses that plague mankind. >

/me seeks inspiration for another letter to fuzzy

/me isnt sure what topic to use for the letter

/me recalls a vague rumor as to where to find inspiration

the rumor suggested that strange and mysterious things are kept under womens skirts. it is strange really, i have never found anything that stange or mysterious under my skirts

however, since this is our beloved fuzzy, i am prepared to try anyway

/me goes searching for GM, so that i can see if i can find any inspiration hiding under her chocolate grass skirt

/me swirls around doing the hula, grass skirt fly high....

Magic! There is magic in a chocolate grass skirt... all the goodness of chocolate, and the scent of new-mown hey...

/me has noticed more than once the sweet, blissful, drifty, zoned out, contented, peaceful look that the chocolate muncher and the grass muncher cows share....

. and new-mown hay...

/me thinks this seems like a solemn day.....

It needs a chocolate kicker....

/me been walking for over a day now. He comes upon a cabin in a tree. I don't remember this too clearly. I see a Hershey Kiss Tent next to the cabin. Plus the air has a slight scent of cappuccino and hot chocolate.

/me thinks to hisself. Should I try to get pass the bears? Na, I'll just lay down out here and see if anybody comes or shows up.

/me has found inspiration under GM's skirt!

to describe someone in good and robust health, the phrase "in rude health" is often used!

this sounds like an ideal theme for my next letter to fuzzy

it seems to me one of the best ways of ensuring this, is to tickle and spank fuzzy until he begs for release. when he does, he can get releif in exchange for some of his clothes.

soon, we will have a naked, and then chocoloate covered, spanked and ticked fuzzy. that sounds sufficently rude to be healthy to me

now all i need to do is to create, write, and post the letter

HAPPY FRIDAY!

YIPPEEEEEEE