feline decides to be helpful
feline tries to think of warm and furry things to cuddle

* werewolf
* feline
* GM in a furry jumper
* hot water bottle in one of those furry cases they sell in Boots

What about a naked KG? That's warm...

/me decides to share my brilliant brain wave

reading over this, i have noticed two separate problems:
a) GM finds that buying bikini's is quite expensive
fuzzy doesn't like the cold since it makes the chocolate to hard

in addition, in some of her recent posts GM doesn't seem as happy as she could be. also, fuzzy needs a good spanking, on principle

i started with the realisation that bikini's leave GM's tummy all exposed, and tummy rubs are a *GOOD* thing

further, chocolate gets all soft and easy to eat at body temperature.

so, we can use the bikini wearing GM's tummy to warm up and soften fuzzy's chocolate for him!

my next brilliant observation was that since chocolate is opaque, this means it can be used instead of a bikini, thus saving GM money!

add in peoples concerns over getting cold, and all we need is a nice round of spanks and tickles to help warm everyone up!

Fuzzy Logic - What about a naked KG? That's warm...

not really my place to suggest this, however, you do have a point

a naked JavaBean is one thing, everyone cuddling a naked JavaBean is a slightly different thing. however, should she be willing, i would definetly give her a lovely warming hug!

Old Crab has now entered the chocolate forest with licorice handcuffs. Ready to whip everyone and none.

/me has spent a long time considering what to do about this

i dont really like licorice you see

however, if we could find someone who does, then perhaps the shape it comes in can be a surprise!!!


Old Crab - Nobody here. So the Old Crab will once again retreat up to his Treehouse and sleep for a couple another couple of weeks. After a good pipe of "Christmas Cheer" tobacco and a hot toddy.

/me considers the best way to wake up Old Crab .......

Old Crab has awakened from his 2-3 week nap and finds the chocolate forest in turmoil. What is his decision to do. Immeadiately he retreats back to his treehouse to ponder what to do to all these denizens of the chocolate forest and their naughty ways. Stay tuned.

/me has decided!!!

i suspect that Old Crab is using lovely soft and warm and cuddly flannel sheets on his bed!

so, i think we should all go and play trampoline on Old Crabs bed! that way he wont have any trouble finding us *giggles*

Old Crab has now entered the chocolate forest with licorice handcuffs. Ready to whip everyone and none.

/me wondered how he got as far as the tree with that licorice?

/me joins the bouncefest!

ahha!

/me has found someone who likes licorice!

/me borrows OC's licorice handcuffs

*calls* "come here GM, feline has a present for you"

/me ***bouncing*** tells feline he just has to wait until OC wakes.... after all he is trying to find us!

/me considers this.....

surely the *best* way of making sure that you are still here, where OC can find you when he wakes is to use the licorice handcuffs to secure you to something solid. perhaps the bed? *innocent expression number 31*

/me takes the licorice handcuff, and while felines arm is out surprises him with CHOCOLATE ones! Points to the coffee handcuffs and the other chocolate ones ..."Now, when OC wakes he will have no trouble at all finding ANY of us!"

so, let me get this right, you are trying to organise it so that we are all handcuffed together in the middle of OC's bed???

/me wonders how best to pass the time until OC wakes up.....

/me decides to ******TICKLE****** GM

/me thinks feline better have bouncy tickles since I am busy waking OC up!

ahha!!!! /me wonders if i can get OC to help me tickle GM

/me thinks feline had better stop wondering and start bouncing.... OC seems very hard to wake!

/me speculates that spanking GM will make the bed bounce even more than tickling her

/me decides to test this theory, and find out

/me rolls around laughing and ***OOPS*** falls on the floor pulling OC's blankets off too.....

/me ah well, the cold air will wake him maybe....

/me leaps after GM, and starts rolling the blankets tightly around her!

look, a worm shamed GM, with her head sticking out one end, and her feet sticking out the other end!!!

/me sees real posibilities in this

/me wonders if feline doesn't know of the awsome power of worms? After all, without earthworms, nothing green could grow. And lookie.... **worms over and knocks feline down** WORMBOWLING!

Man, I woke up from my long nap and everybody ate the dang chocolate Trees and licorice handcuffs.

Comment-> "This Thread when for a real smack bottom"

Man, I woke up from my long nap and everybody ate the dang chocolate Trees and licorice handcuffs.

Comment-> "This Thread went for a real smack bottom"

now that i am also on the ground, i quickly wrap all 4 of my legs tightly around you, and ***HUG***

no getting away from me this time

now lets see, /me tries using the tip of my tail to tickle any exposed bits of GM i can find, expecially her *ears*!!!

Dang, I didn't mean to double my comment.. I fixed the spelling by hitting stop but it shoved it up there before I got to it. Crap on me

Weaksid, who said anything about eating the chocolate handcuffs??? i am saving them for when fuzzy gets here, so i can use them on him!!!

"This Thread went for a real smack bottom" - you keep on like that, and i will take time out from tickling the worm to spank you!

Do I need to bend over for that?

Sorry, I just woke up and lost track of where it was going. Hey, I'll eat the Trees if nobody else wants to.