starone the pussy cat - Who will be the 3,000th I wonder.

that really depends on how many of you i can successfully kidnap


starone the pussy cat - And Feline, I see you and Fuzzy are talking about me when I'm not here. Shame Shame on you. Don't you know I spy.

well, we would rather talk and play with you, but if you are never here, we will have to settle for talking about you


starone the pussy cat - Werewolf, you seem more like a slippery eel these days. Can't ever seem to catch up with you.

well, if you were here more often, it would be easier you know *hint* *hint*

JavaBrain - Because, if we really wanted to play dirty, I could just exile everyone for a moment and win it myself!...but I won't do that!

/me thinks we may need to borrow fuzzy's straight jacket to keep JavaBrain out of trouble for a little while

werewolf used to look pretty good in a short skirt and a looooooooong jacket

/me thinks we should try werewolf in a really tight skirt

makes it much harder to run, thus giving starone the pussy cat a better chance of catching you

KarmaGirl: Just a word to the wise, it is not advised to multi post to do it (hint hint). This one needs to be won fair and square! (Because, if we really wanted to play dirty, I could just exile everyone for a moment and win it myself!...but I won't do that!)

I think this time we should let you have the 3000th post...

KarmaGirl: I wonder what that T-Man the Janitor has up his sleeve?

**Secret Plan** I think T-Man is going to stop us getting the 3000th post by making us load the entire thread...

so, only those with true dedication have a chance of getting the 3,000th post?

suddenly there is a chance i could actually get one of the magic number posts!!!

i have just been informed by the head of clinical data collection that:

"rythmic spanking is good for you"

/me politely requests everyone who wants to be healthier to form a neat queue

i will get to you as soon as possible

goooood morrrrrrrning msgboard chatroom marathon...

Rhythmic spanking? Sounds like butt bongo time, but to which rhythms? Jungle, bio, rap, rock (ac/dc , rhythm of the rain...which 'rhythm method' should we use?

personally i was thinking along the lines of Beethoven's 5th:

dudh dudh DUDH
dudh dudh DUDH
DUDH DUDH DUDH

the person who announced this did suggest the song "mistress for christmas" by ACDC though!

perhaps we should experiment, and see what produces the most satasfactory results?

rythmic spanking...wow

I'm all for that. "I've got the rhythm in me"

well, that was strange...let's try again

*- desi mode

BABBA LOOOOOOOOOO!!!

desi mode *-

"rythmic spanking is good for you"
/me wonders if we could have a new band formation.... rhythmic spanking for the percussions. Then tickling... I am thinking of a relentless rendition of Rachmaninov's Flight of the Bumblebees. I think he must have been tickled badly before he built that song..

KarmaGirl: I'm awake! Of course, it's almost 5 hours since you posted.....but I'm awake! Been here at work for over an hour (it's now about 7:30am) YAWN!!!! Now...where did I leave my coffee cup?

/me trys again to work out the mystery of WC time stamps... It's 7:41 am here and I have finally gotten one morning eye open

I'm impressed.... it is only 7:30 and you have been working at least an hour! /me think KarmaGirls state of upidness has lasted since at least her 6:30. /me is not sure i would be able to recognize that hour if I ever saw it again

Looks all around KarmaGirl /me has noticed that people talk about JavaBrain and that KarmaGirl's being in the proximity seems to elicit this.....

jarget: Woa! goodmorphing, I'm a dude man.

Sheez, this is almost like a chat room.

HEH.... Hi Dude! Welcome... are you ticklish?

I have always considered message boards to BE a chat. In fact I speculate that they were the first chats; are the great, great grand-daddy of all chats. Message boards are just long, slow, sweet, drawn out chats available across the space/time continuity....

FL- "I think this time we should let you have the 3000th post..." Nope, it needs to be one fair and square! No favors!

GM, JavaBrain is my old name. I am one and the same. *Some* people here won't accept my knew (well, really other) name, so they keep calling me JavaBrain. I have also been called things like: KarmaBrainJavaGirl and the like (I do that myself when I want to make fun of myself).

/me gazes up at the long, long thread and continues her thought...

where the brave, the bold, the furry dare to venture where none have gone before...... **Insert a music emoticon here, Twilight Zone or Star Treck would be appropriate here"

one=won....oops

KarmaGirl...JavaBrain is my old name

Ah... I noticed that people use that name with a great deal of fondness. There is the same fondness with KarmaGirl. I think they just want as much of you as they can get....

thanks for the introduction!

GM - I think they just want as much of you as they can get....

i can be like this, i want ALL of several people you know! its a cat thing really

Fuzzy Logic - rhythmic spanking...wow

/me develops a plan
we need some chocolate stocks, and then i can have werewolf, fuzzy logic, JavaBrain, GM and starone the pussy cat all spread out and secured in a line

then with a couple of paddles, what sweet music we could play!

/me thinks of all the great classical works orchestrated for rhythmic spanking!!!

it seems that there are going to be FAR more bottoms to be spanked than there are paddles to do the spanking with.

perhaps if we move you all into a circle, and change the restrains slightly

now you can all spank the bottom of the person in front of you. should any tickling also go on, i will be sure to reward who ever started the tickling!!!

/me wonders where i fit into this

ahha! in the middle of the circle, where i can spank those in front of me, and use the tip of my tail on those behind me!!!

hmmm...this spanking idea could go drastically wrong if not implemented appropriately...I think we better inspect the paddles before the spanking commences.