The X-Nerds!

Knowing what you can do in real life, if you were a super hero, what would you be called and and would your special power be? I would be called Shop Girl! I can shop for 10 hours straight and not drop!
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Flash Pax, I guess.
I spend most of my days in Flash, but since my name isn't Gordon, it's gotta be Flash Pax not Flash Gordon.
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I'd be Procrastination Man. I could be as lazy as I wanted without consequences.
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Typing man!

I can type really really fast and I never get um, what's that word that means I never get stuck thinking of the right word..
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I wanted to be Procrastination Man, but I kept putting it off.........now the job is filled...........
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...website man.....able to leap tall buildings in a single bound

/me thinks that there's more to tell...
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By day I create themes and wallpapers, by night I become.....
"BoXXiMan", fighting poorly made wallpapers and tiny screenshots. Click here to see me in my crime fighting mode..
http://www.boxxi.co.uk/boxximan.htm
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/me always liked catwoman

now this is where it gets tricky. to be catwoman, or to be with catwoman.
/me wants both!
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What? You mean to say I am not a superhero? I have my Venomous Serpent Tongue of Truth, with which I annihilate the guilty!
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I guess I'd be 'The Spella-Fella'....abel to spel things rightely every time...

Saving the illiterate from the pressipisses of doom....Spell checker
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I would be .COM MAN, with the ability to spend millions of dollars and seemingly accomplish nothing.
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I guess I would be "Common Man"...

Exposing injustice and political spin... standing up for the rights of the downtrodden... fighting hyperbole & prevarication with reason & perspective...

and correcting jafo's "precipice's"....
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You have no idea!!
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I'm Splash! I'm an alien, not an enhanced human like you lot, and I have millions of unbelievable abilities...
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/me thinks Splash! is getting confused
humans are the aliens
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I like this thread. So I brought it back to the top.......
So sue me!!
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I like this thread too BoXXi.
I missed it the first time around.
Too bad that procrastination man is already gone though
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I was gonna be 'Apathy Man', but I couldn't be bothered..
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I am not getting confused, feline! But what do you mean by "humans are the aliens"? What I meant is I am not from Earth!
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BoXXi - So sue me!!

/me goes looking for someone called sue with-whom to *reward* boxxi
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Splash! - I am not getting confused, feline!

you need to eat more chocolate then. i know just the planet

Splash! - But what do you mean by "humans are the aliens"?

well, they are hardly the same species as i am, and since i am not an alien (i just *am*) the logical conclusion is that they are the aliens

Splash! - What I meant is I am not from Earth!

this is more common than people realise. however, the more interesting question is are you a local? i.e. are you from this universe, or from outside?
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Hee hee... I hadn't seen this thread before. I really cracked up at BoXXi's picture.

What would I be? Hmmmmm.....
I am "Coffee Girl"! Able to drink 3 pots of coffee without getting the jitters. Able to drink espresso before bedtime and still be able to sleep my normal 5 hours. Able to add milk and sugar to coffee and claim it's a "meal".....oh....but my powers are growing weak....I must recharge them...must...have....coffee.....
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Local? Well, from this universe, yes, because even my race have not perfected inter-universal transport systems, but I am most certainly not from this galaxy.

And I only said that I was the alien (which, as you say, I am not - who is when we all are?) - because I was making it possible for *normal* humans to understand what I meant.