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O.K. Let's have some fun.............

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What is your most embarassing moment ever? We've all had them, so come on, recount them here so that you can be embarassed all over again!
Here's mine to start it off.........

Back in the days of disco, I was heading for the dance floor in a nightclub which had three shallow steps leading onto it. The heels on shoes were quite high in those days, (70's) and as I got to the top step I got my heel caught on it. I flew onto the dance floor like an Exocet missile and head butted a girl straight in the stomach. Now, you know when you are falling?, you will clutch at anything to save yourself?, well, I grabbed onto the girls tights, (pantyhose) and ripped them down to her feet! So there she stood, gasping for breath with her ripped tights around her feet, and there was me laid on the floor clutching large amounts of nylon, AND, stood next to HER, was her boyfriend who was built like a linebacker and threatening to rip my head off!
Meanwhile, the hundreds of people sitting around the dance floor were rolling on the floor laughing at my misfortune. The girl I was supposed to be dancing with had disowned me, and left me there with no apparent reason to be on the dance floor!
Pretty embarassing, don't you think?
So, come on, tell us YOUR most embarassing moment.......
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Reply #26 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I let one rip in the middle of English class while we were all silent writing essays.
Reply #27 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I let one rip in the middle of English class while we were all silent writing essays.
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That's not embarrassing....that's flamin' heroic!

What's really embarrassing, scary too....when your girlfriend's sister catches you in THE act and says in all earnest - I mean dead set serious: "OK, it's my turn next!"

Or then there was the time I got rip roaring drunk and needed to answer an urgent call of nature beside a parked bus....er, dropping off passengers bus. It moved on and left me trying to conceal my shame to all and sundry at both that bus stop and the one across the road.

Yes, back in the day I led a very colorful/eventful life.

****thank goodness middle-age stepped in before I could tarnish my reputation any more ***
Siege of Centauri
Reply #28 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I thought I was at the end of a day from Hell when.. I was driving home when someone cut me off like the biggest ass in world. It really was the stupidest thing I have ever seen and I live in Massachusetts where people are the most selfish drivers in existance. I had to hit the brakes so hard I spilled hot coffee all over myself and my car. I came completely unglued. I chased the guy down until got behind him at a traffic light. I ran up to his driver window and was going to throw my coffee at him...... I knock on his window and he doesn't roll it down so I raise the coffee over my head to throw it at him......

The top falls off the cup and every drop of coffee dumps on my head. Every single drop. Not a drop missed me. I turn to walk back to my car as he speeds off and I can see a car full of people behind me laughing histerically.

I drove away and could see the car full of entertained citizens just sitting there until I could no longer see them anymore. They might possibly still be sitting at that light laughing as I write this.

I don't believe I have lost my cool while driving since. I learned a real good lesson that day.   
Reply #29 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I thought I was at the end of a day from Hell when.. I was driving home when someone cut me off like the biggest ass in world. It really was the stupidest thing I have ever seen and I live in Massachusetts where people are the most selfish drivers in existance. I had to hit the brakes so hard I spilled hot coffee all over myself and my car. I came completely unglued. I chased the guy down until got behind him at a traffic light. I ran up to his driver window and was going to throw my coffee at him...... I knock on his window and he doesn't roll it down so I raise the coffee over my head to throw it at him......

The top falls off the cup and every drop of coffee dumps on my head. Every single drop. Not a drop missed me. I turn to walk back to my car as he speeds off and I can see a car full of people behind me laughing histerically.

I drove away and could see the car full of entertained citizens just sitting there until I could no longer see them anymore. They might possibly still be sitting at that light laughing as I write this.

I don't believe I have lost my cool while driving since. I learned a real good lesson that day.
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ROFL
Though I must say, that if there was a masshole in front of me doing that, I would be cracking up too
Reply #30 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I live in Massachusetts
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Ah, so it was you the Bee Gees were singing about when "the lights went out...." and some nut down on the freeway completely lost his marbles???

Yeah, I know, there was no mention of that on the version of Massachusetts released in the States, but it comes across crystal clear on my bootleg edition of the 'Bee Gees: The Garden Shed Tapes' released here in Oz

Seriously, tho, had that been me (and I had that really wild streak when I was Younger), I'd have found the nearest pothole and slid right into it.
Reply #31 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Fine I'll let one rip TAIL WIND. I always seem to have an abundance.
Reply #32 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Lets see - well without too much detail - it involved too much Pepsi to drink - a country road - and an electric fence I swear I didn't see!
Reply #33 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Fine I'll let one rip TAIL WIND. I always seem to have an abundance.
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Yeah, me too...in fact, sometimes I think I must have somebody else's abundance, such is the elaborate nature of the butt trumpet concertos I can play with consumate ease.

Lets see - well without too much detail - it involved too much Pepsi to drink - a country road - and an electric fence I swear I didn't see!
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He he, this reminds me of the lad who lived next door when I....uh, we could be a very naughty boys. During our school summer holidays, we would spend most days at the beach swimming and fishing, etc, and to get there we would take a shortcut through a dairy farmer's field, which conveniently had an electric fence. Well this lad made it a habit to wizz in the cattle trough just about every time we crossed ...until another friend and I went to great length the evening before to hide the end of the 12 volt electric fence in it and upped it to 18 volts.

Oi, and Dougal, if you're reading this (some 40+ years later)...I'm still NOT sorry