O.K. Let's have some fun.............
Here's mine to start it off.........
Back in the days of disco, I was heading for the dance floor in a nightclub which had three shallow steps leading onto it. The heels on shoes were quite high in those days, (70's) and as I got to the top step I got my heel caught on it. I flew onto the dance floor like an Exocet missile and head butted a girl straight in the stomach. Now, you know when you are falling?, you will clutch at anything to save yourself?, well, I grabbed onto the girls tights, (pantyhose) and ripped them down to her feet! So there she stood, gasping for breath with her ripped tights around her feet, and there was me laid on the floor clutching large amounts of nylon, AND, stood next to HER, was her boyfriend who was built like a linebacker and threatening to rip my head off!
Meanwhile, the hundreds of people sitting around the dance floor were rolling on the floor laughing at my misfortune. The girl I was supposed to be dancing with had disowned me, and left me there with no apparent reason to be on the dance floor!
Pretty embarassing, don't you think?

So, come on, tell us YOUR most embarassing moment.......
). As I wiggled my head on her chest, hanging by my teeth to avoid falling, I could see the killer look on this woman's face. At the time it did not occur to me to simply drop the bags. 
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