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What is your most embarassing moment ever? We've all had them, so come on, recount them here so that you can be embarassed all over again!
Here's mine to start it off.........

Back in the days of disco, I was heading for the dance floor in a nightclub which had three shallow steps leading onto it. The heels on shoes were quite high in those days, (70's) and as I got to the top step I got my heel caught on it. I flew onto the dance floor like an Exocet missile and head butted a girl straight in the stomach. Now, you know when you are falling?, you will clutch at anything to save yourself?, well, I grabbed onto the girls tights, (pantyhose) and ripped them down to her feet! So there she stood, gasping for breath with her ripped tights around her feet, and there was me laid on the floor clutching large amounts of nylon, AND, stood next to HER, was her boyfriend who was built like a linebacker and threatening to rip my head off!
Meanwhile, the hundreds of people sitting around the dance floor were rolling on the floor laughing at my misfortune. The girl I was supposed to be dancing with had disowned me, and left me there with no apparent reason to be on the dance floor!
Pretty embarassing, don't you think?
So, come on, tell us YOUR most embarassing moment.......
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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Having a friend called BoXXi who admits to going to Discos....
Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Hey, don't knock it, disco's were where the girlies were! Not that I did too well with the girls THAT night!
Anyway Paul, you must have LOTS of embarassing moments in your extemely LONG life, tell us about the time you shot yourself in the ass in the first world war.
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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Well, I used to be a pitcher in little league and my mom would sit behind home plate giving me advice in front of all the kids...
Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Let's see...

Back in the 8th grade, this guy I knew was yelling stuff at me from across the building. I chased after him, and slipped, landing flat on my back in front of some 500 students. My ego was more bruised than my rear end, that's for sure.
Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Once I was standing up by the doors of a subway train, waiting for my station to come. I was carrying heavy bags on both my hands. Facing me, leaning against the opposite wall, was this strong middle aged woman with some rather large breasts (ok, they were HUGE). Needless to say, the train breaks suddenly, I lose my balance and, not being able to grab onto anything because my hands were full, I dive head straight onto the woman's bosom.

Before you even think it, no, I did not enjoy it. And no, I didn't do it on purpose either (pervert! ). As I wiggled my head on her chest, hanging by my teeth to avoid falling, I could see the killer look on this woman's face. At the time it did not occur to me to simply drop the bags.

I'm sure she wanted to hit me, but my mumbled apologies (I guess you can say I had a mouthfull at the time) prevented her from doing so. Luckilly for me, my station was next.
Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top
BoXXi - So, come on, tell us YOUR most embarassing moment.......

???
/me wonders how far BoXXi expected to get with this one

/me is tempted to submit the gender and love threads
Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top
er...Feline, I think I already did tell mine. It's up there^ , the first post. Or am I missing something?
Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I think feline is hinting that your story the most the embarassing moment for the girl whose pantyhose you tore off more than it is yours.
Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top
lets us know when you grow a tail
Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top
BoXXi - er...Feline, I think I already did tell mine. It's up there^ , the first post. Or am I missing something?

/me considers looking both ways before crossing the conversation
/me decides its to much bother

actually the point was that most people seem unlikely to share horribly embasising moments from their history, owing to them being horribly embarising
Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top
/me thinks Feline talks in riddles......
Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top
makes purrfect sense to me
Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top
i threw up in the third grade. That was very embarassing. You never get to let that down until you graduate and move far far away.
Reply #15 from WinCustomize Forums Top
It's worse if you throw up on the girl you really like!!
Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Well this one is pretty embarassing..

When I was 17 I got caught "parking" with my girlfriend (who as 18) by the cops. After that incident, they put up light above the dark spot I was parking.

Since this spot is on the way to my mom's I always get to see the oddply placed pole and light when I go to visit my mom (with my wife and 2 children).

!!
Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Did they put a commemorative plaque on the light?
"This erection is to commemorate Frogboys........." er, maybe not!
Reply #19 from WinCustomize Forums Top
what are parents?
/me hasnt progressed as far as craeonics
Reply #20 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Resurrect a thread! for BoXXi
Reply #21 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I tried to make a WindowBlind once. Does that count?
Reply #22 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Umm.... getting caught with a girl in my bed, by my father. I'll leave out all the details, but needless to say, I was beyond mortified. Dad thought it was funny tho.....
Reply #23 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Umm.... getting caught with a girl in my bed, by my father. I'll leave out all the details, but needless to say, I was beyond mortified. Dad thought it was funny tho.....
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That happened to me when I was 18 'cept it was my mom who "caught" me. My girlfriend and I thought we were alone in the house and didn't close the door. I heard a creak from the stairs and jumped up to investigate. What I saw, was the back of mom's head as she hurried down the stairs

I don't know how much she saw, but she's never mentioned it
Reply #24 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Ah, tales of embarrassment...

About, er, 17 years ago, it was the time I used to go ballroom dancing a lot with some friends. One of the ladies and I started seeing each other, all perfectly normal and innocent. A week before christmas it all became serious and I started staying at her place. None of our friends knew about this.

Anyway, we were invited to a get-together at a friends house on New Year's day. The previous night was the New Year's Eve dance and I'd stayed at her place (which no-one knew about of course).

So, there we were, about 12 of us sitting in a circle. Someone decided each of us had to say what we had done the first thing on New Year's Day. All well and good. It got to my friend's turn - she was being very careful... The conversation went something like:-

"I got up about 8. I made myself a cup of coffee. I did this...I did that" All of a sudden she looked at me and said "...and then I phoned my dad didn't I..."

Someone else said "how does he know that?" and the entire room collapsed laughing. All I could do was grab a cushion and cover my face...

Embarrassing maybe, but the way she said it was just priceless.

Reply #25 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Was at a party... carrying 4 huge umbrella drinks..someone behind me said something like... so are you gonna try get with (some girl, cant remember her name)tonight??

I turned around and shouted (over the music) "haha, what do I look like,a freakin idiot?" about as loud as I could so he would hear me.. at that exact moment the music stopped..and everyone heard just me.. I then immediately proceeded to trip over someones foot and fall flat on my face in front of 50 people, drinks ALL over me.

Ever look like a freakin idiot at a party?