Silly words... phrases... :o)

Is the stress getting to you, liverlips? I meany, Juannyman, are you losing your klinkers?

Have you been working too hard, Flapper? 

I always thought it was because you're a knut... 

it's true... his 'coffee' is... 'snaffington'...   etc etc.... it's like one has to learn a complete new language code for msn...  

I must admit... we do it in our house as well.... mostly not for air though... people have different senses of humour.... ours is a little twisted...

school teachers tended to look at you funny if they heard you call your child, Snivelling Little Rat Faced Git... you soon sorted out the Python people from the non Python people... 

When my son and step daughters were younger though... we had our own little language of words backwards.... for out in public... came in very handy...

somehow... Spike Milligan doesn't seem so bizarre does he... well, actually, yes he was...    but great bizarre...  

I think you meant.. Pork Snaffington... Snaff.. for short... of course

:o)

I was always wondering about the "bunp" things, and buppons....

or.. Buppini..

I'm sure they're related....  

Well hi boofy!

I wrote a story at school once and the main character was named Anglebar Diddleybud... others were named Icabod Snapsnot; Dubchin Sniggardoo; Ochre Dibknees.

I still remember these weird names [from around 45 years ago]because I used them when telling my kids bedtime stories... and now my grandkids.

And the stories... well they're just a load of old nonsense, but the kids love them.

starkers will often call the grandkids  saussage, or nutz /nutcasez.... Me I call Decon  silly billy cheeky, and his reply is "NO'' not nanny

Noodnics, numbnuts, dinkleberries, dorks, idjits...take your pic....been called it all but never ever late for din din.

reply 6...LMAO

Great googly moogly.

Father to son-If you break your leg don't come running to me.

It wont be long till a wee while.

"If you end up killing yourself I'll never speak to you again"

"Bend over, Laddy, this is going to hurt me a lot more than it's going to hurt you"  I never understood that one.. as I copped yet another dose of corporal punishment at school.

Here's one from a comedy giant of the 70's....

My brother and I have done this thing since we were kids: when speaking and writing to each other, all vowels in every word have an "o" sound. Ex: wohcho doe bro, dronkon woe? (whatcha doing bro, drinkin wine?)

It`s silly as hell and we don`t always get what the other one is saying, LOL.

My grandfather had the broadest Devonshire accent and he used to say: "'Ow be, 'e me 'andsome?... don't want ta know, I were only askin'"

Lol!

just be careful everyone.. I wouldn't want anyone looking like a kunkerbear

Anglebar Didleybud was off to the market to buy a funderduck  for dinner because his uncle, Furdledid was coming to visit.  Funderduck was Uncle Furdledid's favourite and they would boil it in brattle juice until it was tender.  After dinner they would watch the Magic Roundabout before bedtime, and in the morning they would go into the garden to plant asperdandywods. They did this every year, and when they were ripe they'd take them to the market and sell them to the chinderwags who made them into chubbly sandwiches for their afternoon teas.....

Yeah, this is the kind of nonsense I tell my grandkids for bedtime stories.  I always make it up as I go along and though the characters always remain the same I never ever tell the same story twice... anyway, it give you the general gist of it.

Reminds me of Lewis Carroll's "Jabberwocky".  Well done.

  that's cool....

start writing them down.... you could make a mint... 

I think that's where I get my inspiration... and I've always been up for a bit of nonsense, so it comes quite naturally

I had thought of that, but every man and his dog seem to be doing childrens stories since the birth of Harry Potter, so getting a look in with a publisher is nigh on impossible.

Anyhow, I have a sore dandlewod and I have to get ready to go see the medicrumb.  Last time she walked up and down my dandlewod until it cracked back into place.  It seemed to do the trickle, and I was up and abrattle in no time.  I just hope this time she takes off her stilettos, because last time she left a few portaholes in my dandlewod that were deep enod to plant brittlebrax and a few skillywids.....

Thats the spirit!!

Starkers, your such a porkenteur!

  he's a bit ... pork obsessed......  the coffee's Pork Snaffington.... the cat is/was The Pork Monk... may he rest in peace 

and then there's The Pork Shack...  that was the name of one of the windowblinds til it finally got a real name.... 

Starkers... there are a lotta kids books around... and alot of them pretty purile.... I really would start penning some stuff... even if only for your kids to keep....

get Po' doing some illustrations...

Pommy and 'a mint'?

"puerile"     .  Oh yes, and what else would a childrens' book be but puerile??? 

*doc loves teasing sydneysiders.

just woken up and haven't finished my morning coffee yet.....   go easy...    

doc is turning into jafo...  

you're quite right.... but I always tend to use the word meaning week or insipid... not quite spot on though...