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I won the lottery!!!!!!

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I won the lottery!!!!!!

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Must be true....got the email.

Not 'quite' sure what "THE BROTISH NATIONAL LOTTERY" actually is...but...

UK National Lottery
International M-LOTTO Program.
WINNING NUMBER My-36-39-44-45 (09)

NOTIFICATION OF WINNING

Attn:

You won the sum of $2.4 Million Dollars! in our monthly
sweepstakes,just concluded July 19th, you are hereby advice to get back to
us,to claimed your prize..Claims.
Requirements:
1.First Name
2 Last Name :
3.Home Address:
4.Age:
5.Sex:
6.Occupation:
7.Phone Number:
8.Country Of Residence
Contact Person: Mr.OFFRINGS KALLAS
EMAIL:[email protected]





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FFS, you bloody morons.....learn to spell.


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Reply #26 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting HG_Eliminator, reply 25
Figures... I opened my email and all I got was Shops of Po' in a tutu.
End of HG_Eliminator's quote

That's sad, that... possibly even criminal.  It'll never fit a ballerina again... not now his big arse has stretched it beyond proportion.

Yup, he may as well keep it in his wardrobe.... along with all his other frocks and frilly undies.

Galactic Civilizations IV
Reply #28 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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We wish to inform you that we have been mandated by the United Nation(UN)
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Contact Email: [email protected]

Reply #29 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I got one of those too RND.. heres my reply..

 

Dingle Bert Humperdink

1313 mocking bird lane

867-5309

Pangaea

Reply #30 from WinCustomize Forums Top

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Reply #31 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting RedneckDude, reply 30
Dingle Bert Humperdink

1313 mocking bird lane

867-5309

Pangaea
End of RedneckDude's quote

Hey, you live next door to my uncle, old Parsamonious Starkers.

You probably don't see a lot of him as he's usually out back in his greenhouse cultivating medicinal herbs.

Dunno if any are okay to put on pizzas.... most of the herbs I think he smokes, and the rest he bakes into cookies.

Told me yonks ago that he was on a health kick, but frankly, I don't think it has done him any good.  He looks and sounds like shit and is always coughing and hacking up shit.

It's funny this comes up now, cos I keep telling him that he should respond to one of those kind people giving money away so he can afford to buy himself proper medicinal herbs instead of all the amateur crap he inhales, ingests, digests.