Senior Texting Code (STC)

Received an email today that I had to pass on to the community here.  Enjoy.

Since more and more over 50's are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
 
If you qualify for Senior Discounts these codes are for you.   Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they
can understand your texts.

1.  ATD: At The Doctor's
 
2.  BFF: Best Friend Fainted

3.  BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

4.  BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

5.  CBM: Covered By Medicare

6.  CGU: Can't get up

7.  CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

8.  DWI: Driving While Incontinent

9.  FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

10.  FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
 
11.  FYI: Found Your Insulin

12.  GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

13.  GHA: Got Heartburn Again

14.  HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

15.  IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

16.  LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

17.  LOL: Living On Lipitor

18.  LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

19.  OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

20.  OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

21.  ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

22.  TTYL: Talk To You Louder

23.  WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

24.  WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

25. WTP: Where's The Prunes?
 
26. WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

27. GGLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
 
28. SDO: Sorry, Dosed Off….zzzzz 

 

 

3,487 views 15 replies
Reply #1 Top

I don't text and definitely don't tweet. In fact I'd love to see that detweeted. So tired of seeing that "like me" button too! X| XD

Reply #2 Top

SDO......OMMR  :sun:

Reply #3 Top

Quoting WebGizmos, reply 1
So tired of seeing that "like me" button too!
End of WebGizmos's quote

Reply #4 Top

:rofl:

Reply #5 Top

:rofl:

Reply #6 Top

GOT.....Good One Tim!!

Reply #7 Top

Quoting 2of3, reply 3

Quoting WebGizmos, reply 1 So tired of seeing that "like me" button too!

End of 2of3's quote

 

Here. You can have this one. Use it with 'un' discretion.

Reply #8 Top

I was gonna say there's one in every crowd...but now I guess there's 2. XD

WTP?   OMSG!   Damn! WTFA! And I just HGBM!? Uh! Oh! GGLKI! :P

Reply #9 Top

TISLIAF!  ROFLLC! LSHMSH!

Reply #10 Top

Keep laughing, but you'll be there, someday.

 

 

Maybe.   }:)  

Reply #11 Top

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Reply #12 Top

Senility comes but once in a lifetime. Enjoy it while you can. :-" :w00t:

Reply #13 Top

Memorable last words, Uvah.  x_x

Reply #14 Top

OMG ICBITFO! (OMG,I cant believe I'm this effing old) X|

Reply #15 Top

Pretty catchy, huh. :rofl: :rofl: