Tax Refund

I've had an e-mail from the Inland Revenue telling me I have a large tax refund due.

Gosh, I'm so excited. All I have to do is click on the link, enter my bank details, and all my money problems will go away.

This on top of the other money I have coming from that nice man in Nigeria, has made it a great day.

It's better than winning the lottery!

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Jafo got one of them a couple of years ago, too. Must be from the Mod Relief Fund. ;)

 

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You are one lucky.............oh, never mind.  :rofl:

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Don't miss a trick do they.

 

At least it was not from Inland Revenue saying sorry been a mistake you owe us £££'s

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Hey, I've got some swamp land in Arizona I'd be willing to sell you!

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Hey, I've got some swamp land in Arizona I'd be willing to sell you!
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I'd be really interested in buying that. I will have to wait for my money coming from Nigeria though.

I won't have any money 'til then, but you could send me $5,000 so I can get started on all the legal stuff straight away.

Reply #6 Top

Good for you fuzzy :D

I had a nice Indian girl gave me a call the other day. She told me how my computer security could be compromised with badly run programs in my OS. Had a friendly chat about my event logs. 'Oh no', she said 'I will have to get you to type in this address into your web browser, then we can have a good look at your system'. We had a bit of a giggle, I thanked her for her time and then suggested what she could do with herself.

A pity she got my internet provider wrong.

Its good to know that people are out there are looking after us.  |-)