Describe demigod

Demigod is like taking a shit. Sometimes its so painful you can't stand it, sometimes it takes forever to even get it started and sometimes it stops short. But sometimes...SOMETIMES, it feels SOOOOOOOOOO good.

It's like an awesome movie barely anyone bothers to watch - and those that did awarded it a Razzie.

Its just how my girlfriend describes what having sex with me is like:  Occasionally mind blowingly amazing... but its usually a big disappointment even when you're lucky enough to get things to work properly.

I don't think I would have told anyone that; viagra anyone?

Lol I think you should go directly to the grocery store and get a box of All-Bran Teseer, I'm worried about you.  Pretty sure it's never supposed to be so painful you can't stand it and should usually happen quite quickly.

You've never had the squat-n-shot? I love those.

pretty sure he was just joking, as Thunder is my f'k-buddy and therefore I am not his girlfriend and he bestest not be cheating on me.

Sorry Hedgie, I been juggling the two of you for a while now but now I'm getting old, and just can't keep it up... so to speak.

Demigod the game is like a hawt  sexual partner who doesn't do oral!!

Demigod community, where once there was a hint of solidarity, is now like an aged bitter old hag looking after a multitude of cats in her smelly once fabulous abode which has seen better days, since the amount of cat shite, has wiped away anything of merit, leaving a barren, bare space.

The old hag herself is surrounded by bitter old hags who ponder the good old days, and spit at anything unfamiliar or not 'just-so'

I also see demigod as a form of torture, with either not having enough games under your belt or not enough win percentage. ( thanks stat wipe) which means you end up playing with noobish players so either way you end up not getting enough of either to get a good game.

I think guantanomo should introduce demigod into the regime, I swear  have a detainee play a session and they will sing like a canary.

Did they do another stat whipe in my time away?

No, just the last one your thinking of

which happened to occur while I was away