Banned for going E

Banned for going W

banned for not keeping it in the musical note family

Banned for being critical of W... it is an intregal letter in the word, wanker, and without it we wouldn't be able to effectively describe our feelings about politicians.

banned for going with the alphabet instead of the musical notes

Banned by the letter G.

G for giving, gorgeous, g-string, genius and guitar.  Well, you get it.

Banned for stringing G's.

banned by the minor A

Banned for A Mini Minor with 4 T-Flats and the radio tuned to Mozart.....  we are not amused and prefer Bach.

banned for signing up with Facebook

Banned for Facebook banned me... don't know why they would want to do me such a favor...  Couple years ago.  

banned for only a couple of years

Banned for total neglect banning...    that's about it.   Like Tweeting,, tried it, ugh. Cannot be bothered.  Text is cool. 

bnned 4 txting

Banned for lazy and laxidazical banning... now pull yer finger out and do a proper job of it.... or get banned from banning because your bans are not banful enough.

Banned for banning manuals are not part of the ban.  

manually banned

auto-banned

banned for automatically assuming you are allowed back in

Automatically banned.

banned for not going bowling

Banned for never working.

Banned for working models... just remember to change the batteries every now and then.

Banned for having to fix everything. With a manual.   hehe

banned for not reading the manual