Banned for not saying correctly......"Two tired". He he

Banned for interactive  joke.  

Banned for jokes are funnier with pictures.... like when PM Tony Abbott falls flat on is bony ass.  Words alone could never describe just how funny that would be.

banned for needing more than words

Banned for thinking miming is not enough... Marcel Marceau will be most displeased with you.

Banned for pleasuring innocuously. 

Banned for this is also pleasureable.  

banned for bubbliness

Banned for Smurfisms.... and turning blue is not recognised as being camoflaged.

banned for wanting to go green

Banned for wannabe rainbows.

bug banned

Banned for cockroaches in the belfry.... every time the bells go ding dong the 6-legged little beasties fall out in droves and land on everyone below.

.... which is why I stopped gong to church and now do all my worshipping on the internet.

..... [Oi, pssst, pssst... know of any good pr0n sites]

Banned for replacing Godliness with Googliness.

banned for smoking a cigarette

Banned for smoking hot maybe... hehe                

      (I don't smoke. Kids don't smoke. They will cost $40.00 a pack in a couple months. Or your firstborn.)

banned because you avatar is smoking

And not in a good way.

Banned for spinning your wheels. Go Ryat Go  

(I might just keep this one forever.)

Banned for infinities.

Banned for the neverending story.... so, if it's a neverending story, how come the cinemas chucked you out after the session?

Bastards, if it's a neverending story they should let you stay 'til the end.

Banned for money back is a small consolation.  Compared to infinity and beyond... 

Banned for money back times infinity is the prize... and I'd go well beyond to claim that prize.

Banned for bitcoins would be the way to go there.   But that kinda refund would be more along the lotacoins way... hehe   

banned for not refunding my money after having to look at that avatar of a woman smoking

Banned for blowing smoke.