Banned for when sorry is not enough. 

banned for sending me red roses

I prefer black roses.

Who knew The Ryat was a little on the goth side?  Surely not moi. haha

  Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Banned for not finding the needle in the haystack.

banned for I love needling people

Especially this latest generation of "Goths".

Banned for using your needles to knit a Goth a dinner  tux to attend a Medieval night out.

banned for mixing Goths with Medievals

Things get crazy then.

Banned for the invisible Visigoths.

Banned for add the vampyres that just moved in next door and we have a thriller block paarty going on. 

banned for getting a thrill out of it

Banned for thinking ANYTHING is thrilling about vampire hippies.

The Lone Ranger would pawn there a$$!

Dam vampire hippies messin up my movie times... grumble... 

banned for using Native American terms for stupid and passing them off as an honorary title

Banned honorably.

Banned Stylishly.

-Huzzah!

Banned for Thriller is more about zombies and werewolves. 

 And apparantly vampires, instead of thrill, sparkle.          Just sayin.

Banned for Sparkle is one of those effing pink ponies.

     See, they sparkle.  So banned.

You are so banned...

banned for being right

Banned for being left.

banned for worrying about your privacy

Banned for peeping through keyholes to investigate the privacy of others.

Banned for being holier than thou.

banned for poking holes

Banned for calling him a prick who pokes holes