Banned for colorless food.

Banned for artificial sweeteners in synthetic food.

banned for letting the Hostess company go kaput

Banned for the only hostess I know took me to an exotic place and massaged everything that was hurting and/or was throbbing.

Banned for 2 much info.  When in doubt, mumble. 

Banned for the mumbling drink.

banned for wanting the mumblers to drink

Banned for not ading something a little stiffer to the drink... the more you add the more you mumble.

Banned for not being sympathetic to my [then] throbbing toe. ...... hehehehe, but it's all better now.

Banned for trying to exercise our mind reading abilities.

banned for mind bending realities

Banned for reality is in the eye of the beholder.

banned for being mean to the beholders

Banned for inviting another lawsuit from Wizards Of The Coast.

Banned for yes The Ryat revels in such debauchery.    He plans while driving in his a\c less truck.       Just sayin.  

Banned for imagining Ryat all A/C-less and hot under the collar and taking his shirt off...  tut tut

Banned for memories of Steve Martin walking like an egyptian

banned for putting Steve Martin with "Walk Like an Egyptian"

Banned for walking into a diner like a duck and asking the waitress to put it on your bill.

Banned for timeless. 

Bangle ban!

Banned for bracelets and pendant earrings... whatever possessed you?

banned for even noticing those items

Banned for sharing them... and no 'drag' is not a race between two hotrods.

banned for turning the page