banned for trying to be comfortably numb

Banned for comfortably sitting on your bum for so long that it went numb.

Banned for getting up during the sit down.

Banned for pulling up a chair, sitting on the floor and letting your feet hang down.

Banned for being the 'chair' at the local neighbourhood meeting and getting sat on by the big fat lady with the biggest butt and 'trumpets' to match.

banned for being part of the choir

Banned for  being the banned leader who got the choir singing out of tune.

Banned for tuning in while the fat lady dances a jig.

Banned just cause.

banned for not justifying your ban

Banned for doin' it.

Banned for not doing it.

Banned just cause 2 - the sequel.

Banned for the sequel's sequel of a sequel that became the world's first ever sequels of a sequel within a sequel.

Also banned for follow-up episodes 1, 2, 3 and so on.

Banned for follow ups. 

Banned for follow-downs.... just don't overload the elevator trying to reach the basement.

banned for abrupt temperature change

Banned for nuggets in your socks.

Banned for poo in/on your shoes.

banned for shooing it all away

Banned for strings attached.

Banned for pulling the strings only to find that somebody had tied turds to the other end

banned for being so stringy

Banned for untying the turds so somebody else got them.

Banned for liking turdies.