Banned 'cause bad happy can't happen either.

banned for being unable to see how such things can occur

Banned for being there when the good and the bad declared you ugly and an all-out melee occurred.

Banned for citing spaghetti westerns.

Banned for pasta dishes without noodles, parmesan cheese and garlic bread.

banned for way too many carbs

Banned for lack of cuisine-ness.

banned for crusin for a bruisn 

Banned for bruisin' the pear while cruisin' the boulevarde lookin' for a nice pair of juicy, ripe melons.

banned for breaking melons on your thighs

Banned for the sad reply and making me th....igh

banned for the sound of sadness

banned for having no musical talent

Banned for musically chiming in.

Banned for chiming in like a mantlepiece clock and going ding dong the wicked Ryat is banned.

banned for assuming i am wicked

i am just misunderstood

Banned for confusing the issue.

Banned for issuing a confusing edict saying, among other things, that misunderstood people need to buck up and behave more appropriately to avoid being confused with somebody evil.

That's what they all say.  

banned for thinking that is what they all say

Banned for saying what they all think.

And they do, even if it is behind closed glass doors.

banned for breaking the glass door but not the glass ceiling

Banned for injuring yourself while trying to dance on the ceiling, just because Lionel Richie said you could.

banned for not attempting the same

banned for thinking in stereo.

Banned for not berating Ryat for suggesting that I do something to injure my arthritic and aged body.

Also banned for not thinking in Quadrophonic