Banned for not going with the insanity of smart phones... so are you still using smoke signals or have you upgraded to tin cans on a piece of string? 

Banned for ESP and telekinesis to be able to print would be convenient.  Stuff I can put on my Christmas Wish list. woot

banned for stuffing things

Banned for stuffing up the last ever hope of achieving perfection... now we're stuck with a white elephant in the room and no shovel to remove the droppings

banned because I am all about those gains

Banned for I'm glad it's in your room, not mine.... gain all you want.

Banned for worst advice ever.   A moment on the lips you know...

banned for not realizing that it could be muscle gains

Banned for there are no muscles there... and even if there were, those aren't the kind of exercises you can do in any gym

banned for going in a completely different direction then I am

Banned for I like muscles.

Banned for fantasies of the hunky kind... so was that a well built chauffeur you were seen with coming out of the gym...or a toy boy with perky pecs?

Banned for the one a little rough around the edges and doesn't care. That's my Kryptonite.   nOt that Malboro guy either... cig, ugh

banned for liking it rough

err......

maybe not

Banned for being undecided... and next time you procrastinate, go somewhere more private.

Banned for play fighting is fun. If you don't mind losing.   hehe

Banned for play fighting in the nude... tho I s'pose it saves time when the victor claims his/her spoils.

Also banned for play fighting while I only have my conscience to wrestle.

banned for no marking of my anniversary

12th!

Banned for I thought you were like a fox hound.... and marked your own territory, etc.

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banned for no marking of my anniversary

12th!
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Banned for uh oh!  That doesn't get you any brownie points at all.   tsctsc   And a Christmas Anniversary...  Better be a nice gift.      

And Happy Anniversary!   

Banning starkersforbreaking an arm while not in the theatre. Hoping it's mending well. 

Banned for I could have done with a nice blonde nurse with long hair to tend gently to my injuries... got a few nasty bruises on my back as well, though I didn't notice those at first.  A couple of days later I did, and being there is no gratitude for my efforts, no consideration for my injuries or pain, I shan't be putting myself on the line again... not unless there's a major shift in attitude to regain my trust.

Anyway, enough of that... banned for making me think of playing doctors and nurses.

banned for thinking in shifts

Banned for thinking I do shifts... once I'm on the nest I stay there until I hear there's bacon to go with the eggs.

banned for bacon the eggs

Banned for makin' bacon... now who was that pretty pig I saw you with last night?

[yeah, orright, it's a spin on RedneckDude and bessie the sheep, but so what]