banned for h instead of y

Banned for o and u. 

banned for being a mecha

Banned for Yeah Baby! And make that a mega mecha. 

Banned for legs.... they only go so far then start getting cheeky.

banned for cheeky jokes

Banned for needing a leg up on what's current.    hehe

banned for being current

Banned for currently being Sunday night.   Not a full moon.

Banned for Sunday night without a wing or a prayer.... and the full moon brings out the worst in those with primal urges, so banned for wantonly wanting the wolf to wantonly bite women where women wantonly want to be wantonly bitten.

banned for wantons

Banned for stirring the wanton soup.

banned for giggling

Banned for uproarious belly laughs that shake the foundations and chandeliers.... watch out for pipes bursting thru the floorboards and fast falling crystals.

Banned for private earthquaking.

Banned for not correcting eth spelling.

Banned for what eth spelling.

Banned for not spelling wanton soup, wonton soup.   No such derivative.    Soup Fail. No soup for you....   maybe. 

banned for souping up things

Banned for skipping the soup course and diving straight into dessert...

... and serve you right for the splitting headache, we told you the bowl wasn't deep enough for a swan dive off the 5m spring board.

banned for not seeing the perfect dive that I did

Banned for I saw the perfect dive, but the landing was crap... going head-first into a bowl of custard is never a pretty sight.

Banned for speak for yourself.    

banned for wearing shades

Banned for shady protuberances.